TODAY 22:15 HOURS .
Gent stuck in the automatic gate
After releasing him from the gate "Sir you need money on you oystercard for the gates to open"
Gent "i've got five hundred pound on it"
Me "nice one but it only takes up to £90 in pre pay"
Rumbling noise over head train just leaving the platform
Gent "I hope i haven't missed my bloody bus you ****"
Me "No sir this is a train station "
Gent"No it isn't "
Me "ok sir "
Gentleman is now on my eastbound platform waiting for a bus i think lll give him another fifteen minutes more before i explain again.
Sod it im off home now .Night all
...I hope you leave him there - what a pranny...
You have to love these people. Without them we would have no one to look down on.
Outstanding Mr Daddy. I am still chucking beer on the keyboard after reading that.
I wonder where he would go if he was looking for a plane?
Quote from: finnster01 on February 18, 2010, 05:49:05 AM
Outstanding Mr Daddy. I am still chucking beer on the keyboard after reading that.
I wonder where he would go if he was looking for a plane?
To the docks im sure.
Get me a job. Yours sounds a right hoot. Do you get many loons like that? Keep us posted