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Title: That awkward moment...
Post by: os5889 on August 11, 2011, 03:26:21 PM
That awkward moment in the Arsenal dressing room when Scott Dann has more winners medals than anyone else...
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Post by: os5889 on August 11, 2011, 03:29:41 PM
That awkward moment when Hazel Blears queries about the youth rioters during an emergency August parliamentary meeting  "People need to ask, why are they not at school?"
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Post by: os5889 on August 11, 2011, 03:33:14 PM
That awkward moment when you see a Jimmy Bullard interview stating he's moving to a bigger club...
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Post by: Vinnieffc on August 11, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
That awkward moment when you let out a sly silent guff and it turns out to be a follow through..
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Post by: JBH on August 11, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
That awkward moment when you ask Tiger Woods to name his 18 favourite holes and he starts with. Cheryl, Nancy, Natalia, Ruby etc etc  Get Coat gif
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Post by: The Equalizer on August 11, 2011, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: JBH on August 11, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
That awkward moment when you ask Tiger Woods to name his 18 favourite holes and he starts with. Cheryl, Nancy, Natalia, Ruby etc etc  Get Coat gif

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Post by: Nick the Swede on August 11, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
That awkward moment when the chairman of the club you support tells you to F*ck off and go support the Dark Side just because you object to a paedophile being erected as a statue inside your ground...
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Post by: Burt on August 11, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick the Swede on August 11, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
That awkward moment when the chairman of the club you support tells you to F*ck off and go support the Dark Side just because you object to a paedophile being erected as a statue inside your ground...

:54:
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Post by: JBH on August 11, 2011, 04:40:57 PM
Quote from: Nick the Swede on August 11, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
That awkward moment when the chairman of the club you support tells you to F*ck off and go support the Dark Side just because you object to a paedophile being erected as a statue inside your ground...

Was MJ found guilty and convicted for being a Paedo then?

(took out the extra lines)
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Post by: Logicalman on August 11, 2011, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Nick the Swede on August 11, 2011, 04:13:29 PM
That awkward moment when the chairman of the club you support tells you to F*ck off and go support the Dark Side just because you object to a paedophile being erected as a statue inside your ground...

perhaps "a paedophile being erected" was not quite the right choice of words, awkward thread moment in itself methinks  :022:
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Post by: Burt on August 11, 2011, 04:51:19 PM
That awkward moment when you have been sitting on the throne for 15 minutes and realise there is no bog roll left...
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Post by: aFFCn_Fan on August 11, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
That awkward moment when Richard Scudamore meets Alex Rednose to explain the 'Get on with the game' campaign the EPL's just launched to reduce dissent towards officials from players and managers
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Post by: finnster01 on August 11, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
The awkward moment when the ref only adds 4 minutes of extra time at Old Trafford
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Post by: HatterDon on August 11, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
When you've shouted "Minneapolis audiences are the greatest in the world" while you're playing in St. Paul.
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Post by: aFFCn_Fan on August 11, 2011, 05:17:31 PM
THAT awkward moment when you realise a bit of friendly (truthful) banter in an interview with 'Arry Redknapp has not gone quite as well as you'd hoped
Harry Redknapp "I'm no wheeler dealer" x rated reaction to Sky's Rob Palmer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk#ws)
WARNING: May contain offensive F words...and Arry Redknapp
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Post by: clintclintdeuce on August 11, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
that awkward moment when you realize you have your trip paid for and all Clint has to do is slot home a penalty to beat chelsea becasue youve got a tener on Clint to score first and Fulham win 1-0....
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Post by: MJG on August 11, 2011, 06:28:53 PM
that awkward moment 5 minutes into the Villa game when you realize that your new ST seats in P2 have put you in the middle of a bunch of tourist fans who are going to spend the whole season chatting through each game about how Zara is doing at uni, or they keep taking photos with their iphone of every player apart from Fulham ones, and you end up harking back to 1986 and the days of being able to walk from one end of the enclosure to the other without saying excuse me.
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Post by: Tktd on August 11, 2011, 09:16:30 PM

The Awkward moment when you see a picture of yourself outside the pound store you just looted having realised you stole 90p's worth of crisps and you're going to end up in Jail....
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Post by: FC Silver Fox on August 11, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
Owen, I think you've opened Pandora's box (what a smell) with this thread.

That awkward moment when the Hammy End has been jeering and laughing at 'Row Z' and he starts scoring goals and playing like the best N°9 in the country.
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Post by: Jimpav on August 11, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
The awkward moment the next morning when I realised that the comedy drunken abuse I left on my friends mobile was actually on her parents landline.
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Post by: os5889 on August 11, 2011, 10:24:27 PM
That awkward moment when you quit your current job because its beneath you and realise Aston Villa and Chelsea don't want you...
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Post by: os5889 on August 11, 2011, 10:32:19 PM
That awkward moment you realise she saw you gawping at her norks!

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97675_rsz_elizad.jpg)

(http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boys_will_be_boys_23.jpg)
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Post by: Me-ate-Live, innit?? on August 11, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
Watching a thread you lovingly knitted  drop to the 2nd page with 800 reads and NO replies ............................
:dft001:
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Post by: manxman on August 11, 2011, 10:53:14 PM
That awkward moment when someone says "hello" and you say "good thanks".
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Post by: FC Silver Fox on August 11, 2011, 10:54:52 PM
Quote from: KCat on August 11, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
Watching a thread you lovingly knitted  drop to the 2nd page with 800 reads and NO replies ............................
:dft001:
yeh, but we all still think you're wonderful, Kcat.   (I  hope this refers to one of your posts or its an awkward moment for me)
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Post by: The Bronsons on August 11, 2011, 11:01:47 PM
That awkward moment when you tell Arsene Wenger the going rate for a good goalkeeper.
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Post by: TheDaddy on August 11, 2011, 11:11:04 PM
That awkward moment when you call out your exs name whilst between the sheets with your new love whom you have been with for over 5 years  :doh: fp.gif
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Post by: MrCheviot on August 11, 2011, 11:38:28 PM
Quote from: TheDaddy on August 11, 2011, 11:11:04 PM
That awkward moment when you call out your exs name whilst between the sheets with your new love whom you have been with for over 5 years  :doh: fp.gif
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Post by: Scrumpy on August 11, 2011, 11:44:26 PM
That awkward moment when your rather posh father beats you to answering the phone and your mate at the end of the line, thinking it's you, says 'Alright Scrumpy you wankaaaaaa...'

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Post by: scotty on August 12, 2011, 12:19:12 AM
That awkward moment when you spend £50 million on a new "Striker"
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Post by: Logicalman on August 12, 2011, 12:41:05 AM
That awkward moment as you just finishing telling your workmates how you nailed this ugly bird on a one-nighter cos your live-in is away for a few days, as the boss arrives and mentions how enamored his daughter is with you
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Post by: Mr_Moon on August 12, 2011, 01:24:23 AM
The awkard moment when Fulham outsing you away.
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Post by: Nick the Swede on August 12, 2011, 06:56:43 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 11, 2011, 11:44:26 PM
That awkward moment when your rather posh father beats you to answering the phone and your mate at the end of the line, thinking it's you, says 'Alright Scrumpy you wankaaaaaa...'

fp.gif

Is that said with the voice of Essex boy "Smitthy" from the TV-show Gavin & Stacey too?
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Post by: os5889 on August 12, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
That awkward moment where you explain to your boss your probably going to fail your mock CIPFA exams on account of going to Wales V England rugby on the lash!
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Post by: Andy_M on August 12, 2011, 09:28:49 AM
That awkward moment when the Riise brothers check the squad list for their squad numbers.....
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Post by: aFFCn_Fan on August 12, 2011, 09:54:17 AM
That awkward moment when, after 3 cheeky pints at lunch, the tube doors shut and you realise there isn't a toilet near the next two stops.
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Post by: Logicalman on August 12, 2011, 11:01:34 AM
That moment when you accidentally disclose to an auditor a flaw in your company's system security and they start scribbling furiously.  :dft001:
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Post by: ImperialWhite on August 12, 2011, 11:03:36 AM
The awkward moment you find out that you'll be sitting on your own for the Villa match because your mate forgot to buy a ticket...

:doh:
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Post by: os5889 on August 12, 2011, 11:40:21 AM
Quote from: Logicalman on August 12, 2011, 11:01:34 AM
That moment when you accidentally disclose to an auditor a flaw in your company's system security and they start scribbling furiously.  :dft001:

Tell me more  :doh:
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Post by: Scrumpy on August 12, 2011, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: Nick the Swede on August 12, 2011, 06:56:43 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 11, 2011, 11:44:26 PM
That awkward moment when your rather posh father beats you to answering the phone and your mate at the end of the line, thinking it's you, says 'Alright Scrumpy you wankaaaaaa...'

fp.gif

Is that said with the voice of Essex boy "Smitthy" from the TV-show Gavin & Stacey too?
Exactly mate! Hope you're well.
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Post by: Scrumpy on August 12, 2011, 12:07:17 PM
That awkward moment when, sitting down for dinner with friends you have not seen for nearly 3 years, you begin moaning about the youth of today, the riots etc. I'm really warming to the subject and say what really gets my goat is these rich little white kids that dress in hoodies and talk like black men from 'the hood'.  092.gif

Just then, their youngest son walks in to say goodbye as he heads off for a night out. Dressed in hoody, baseball cap, trainers, gold chain etc.  fp.gif

I'm guessing it could be another 3 years before we're invited round again.
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Post by: Nick the Swede on August 12, 2011, 12:14:47 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 12, 2011, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: Nick the Swede on August 12, 2011, 06:56:43 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 11, 2011, 11:44:26 PM
That awkward moment when your rather posh father beats you to answering the phone and your mate at the end of the line, thinking it's you, says 'Alright Scrumpy you wankaaaaaa...'

fp.gif

Is that said with the voice of Essex boy "Smitthy" from the TV-show Gavin & Stacey too?
Exactly mate! Hope you're well.

All good mate, hope to come over soon and see you then!
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Post by: King_Crud on August 12, 2011, 01:33:03 PM
Quote from: ImperialWhite on August 12, 2011, 11:03:36 AM
The awkward moment you find out that you'll be sitting on your own for the Villa match because your mate forgot to buy a ticket...

:doh:

that akward moment when you go to renew your season ticket and your useless twit of a friend puts it off for no reason in the expectation that no one will take his seat, only to find when he goes to renew some time later that someone has indeed taken his seat and now he has to sit 2 rows down and 20 seats across from his mates and be by himself