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Title: Andy Johnson
Post by: Buc on August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: epsomraver on August 31, 2011, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Buc on August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?

More b**L*cks, a ginsters pasty!!
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: ImperialWhite on August 31, 2011, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 31, 2011, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Buc on August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?

More b**L*cks, a ginsters pasty!!

Nothing wrong with a Ginsters!  :005:
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 11:57:28 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

Tw@ts
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: ImperialWhite on August 31, 2011, 11:57:48 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/money-graphics-2002_842187a.jpg)
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 11:58:09 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

They've generally got a big nose, blonde highlights and live in Monte Carlo....  :dft012:
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
Quote from: ImperialWhite on August 31, 2011, 11:57:48 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/money-graphics-2002_842187a.jpg)

That was the best answer - nice one, genuine LOL at Chateau BalDrick
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0lN8PuNSsUk/TN4LZ_lhUnI/AAAAAAAAASE/6zqkDQqeEJE/s1600/Sean-Connery.jpeg)
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: MJG on August 31, 2011, 12:49:41 PM
Play at being one http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/footballagent (http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/footballagent)
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: MJG on August 31, 2011, 01:05:30 PM
Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way
so maybe, just maybe, he is sitting somewhere in a motorway service station eating a pasty.
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 01:06:52 PM
Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way

I wonder how much of that undisclosed £10M sum that we paid for him we're likely to get back?
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Mitch on August 31, 2011, 01:09:58 PM
Quote from: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 11:58:09 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

They've generally got a big nose, blonde highlights and live in Monte Carlo....  :dft012:

This is funny. I met him when he was with his agent and his agent had slicked back blonde hair, a big nose and was giving it the billy big one to two tarts. AJ was sat at the table supping his drink un-interested.
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: The Bronsons on August 31, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
Quote from: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 01:06:52 PM
Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way

I wonder how much of that undisclosed £10M sum that we paid for him we're likely to get back?

There will be deductions. The price of a motorway Ginsters, for one - and they aren't cheap.
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: finnster01 on August 31, 2011, 01:21:59 PM
Apparently Diego Maradona is building up a new team built completely of midgets and has offered AJ a huge 4 year deal and a free step ladder to use in his home.

Maradona has told the press he is particularly impressed by his leaping capabilities proven by the numerous crosses in the air by his Fulham teammates. He said "AJ is only being outjumped by two feet but given other 4 foot 9 players he'll do really well in this team".

They are currently on the lookout for a bowler to take their throw-ins Delap style but need to keep the elevation low.

Maybe Jol should listen?
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: MJG on August 31, 2011, 01:27:13 PM
AJ's new team
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/613/midgetfootballxn0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/midgetfootballxn0.jpg/)

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Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0lN8PuNSsUk/TN4LZ_lhUnI/AAAAAAAAASE/6zqkDQqeEJE/s1600/Sean-Connery.jpeg)

Can you seriously see someone that cool doing any of the following:

1. Being at Keele services
2. Being with Andrew Johnson
3. Eating a Ginsters pie?

Nor me!
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Burt on August 31, 2011, 02:17:59 PM
Hmmm...

Another example of someone who failed to live up to expectations.

I would have preferred a Pukka Pie (balti flavour) myself.
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 31, 2011, 02:42:14 PM
Peters Pasties are much better than Ginsters, by the way i haven't seen any Peters products for a long time, did they go bust?
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Rupert on August 31, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 31, 2011, 02:42:14 PM
Peters Pasties are much better than Ginsters, by the way i haven't seen any Peters products for a long time, did they go bust?

If they did then they can't be better than Ginsters, surely?  086.gif
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: Berserker on August 31, 2011, 03:57:04 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 31, 2011, 02:42:14 PM
Peters Pasties are much better than Ginsters, by the way i haven't seen any Peters products for a long time, did they go bust?

I have seen them in Swindon, but in that case they could be very old!!!
Title: Re: Andy Johnson
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 31, 2011, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: Rupert on August 31, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 31, 2011, 02:42:14 PM
Peters Pasties are much better than Ginsters, by the way i haven't seen any Peters products for a long time, did they go bust?

If they did then they can't be better than Ginsters, surely?  086.gif
Ginsters Mafia like salemen threatening chippies that unless they take Ginsters stuff they will fry with the fishes.