As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.
Quote from: win-dup on March 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.
We have had the occasional meltdown, sometimes at the strangest of times, we just don't mention them very often.
We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.
I could name you one for certain and two others who border on it but the Mods protect the intergrity of the board. (That should give me a free go against the bloke I'm thinking of. Right Jack?)
It might be age related. This one is for the grownups...
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In my opinion, there's only one moron on here and his name is Gordon.
Nogood "Just 'cos he's better lookin' than me, isit" Boyo
Quote from: YankeeJim on March 12, 2013, 11:22:27 PM
I could name you one for certain and two others who border on it but the Mods protect the intergrity of the board. (That should give me a free go against the bloke I'm thinking of. Right Jack?)
Yes sir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qEQ6Gb0p0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qEQ6Gb0p0#)
There you go HM
Ah they don't make songs like they used to...
*Sigh*
[Re-lights pipe, readjusts blanket over knees, and takes slippers off]
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.
Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"
Quote from: Holders on March 13, 2013, 10:34:02 AM
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.
Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"
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Quote from: Vinnieffc on March 13, 2013, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: Holders on March 13, 2013, 10:34:02 AM
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.
Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"
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Was it Robin Gray and Pete MacNab you listened to?
Quote from: Rupert on March 12, 2013, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: win-dup on March 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.
We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.
There you go again.
Is nobody safe?
Quote from: A Humble Man on March 13, 2013, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Vinnieffc on March 13, 2013, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: Holders on March 13, 2013, 10:34:02 AM
Brilliant, havn't heard that for years.
Best song I've heard lately was on Saturday in Cornwall (see other thread)
"Oh I'm a one-eyed cormorant I'm looking for a shag,
I don't want an Eider duck or a drake that's dressed in drag
The bird I want's a cracker, a one eyed little dish
With a twinkle in her one good eye and breath that smells of fish"
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Was it Robin Gray and Pete MacNab you listened to?
No, just some bloke in a pub session but I know Pete Mc. Nab wrote it, along with another similar ornithological one that escapes me now.
Quote from: TonyGilroy on March 13, 2013, 02:09:26 PM
Quote from: Rupert on March 12, 2013, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: win-dup on March 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
As a refugee from the official FFC website (RIP) I would like to say that it's a pleasure
to see the moron count on here is almost non-existent, well, actually non-existent.
We have also had a few wannabe wind-up merchants, but they do tend to get hunted down and ritually slaughtered, without benefit of anaesthetic.
There you go again.
Is nobody safe?
Sigh. Look, it was just the single fatwa, okay? I revoked it. Eventually. It's not as if I have ever put you back on the list, is it?
Some people really carry a grudge, don't they?
Well funny thing happened at my house yesterday. I heard a bang when i was in the bathroom, came down stairs and Mr B said look on the patio we've had a bird strike. There was the most bueatiful dead pheasent. I phoned work to see if anybody wanted it for the pot, but apparently they taste a bit stringy this time of year. Not what you expect to fly into your window in suburban Swindon, mind you i have seen one eating my mate Tony's grapes down the allotment by my house
This post is getting slightly surreal.
Make mine a Doombar, and I'll have some pork scratchings too please.
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...on the very old offal of the late 90's and early noughties there was a poster who called himself Ron Mo, he used to come out with deliberately absurd comments that people would react to in varying degrees of indignation or sarcasm; surprisingly few read his name and made the link to their own moronic reaction. Happy days...
I like bowler hats.
(Just trying to be absurd)
Whatever happened to the official club website message board? Admittedly I got bored of going on there due to all the childish stuff people were posting, which led me to here, but the other day I went to check it out and it had gone. What happened???
Quote from: Berserker on March 13, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
Well funny thing happened at my house yesterday. I heard a bang when i was in the bathroom, came down stairs and Mr B said look on the patio we've had a bird strike. There was the most bueatiful dead pheasent. I phoned work to see if anybody wanted it for the pot, but apparently they taste a bit stringy this time of year. Not what you expect to fly into your window in suburban Swindon, mind you i have seen one eating my mate Tony's grapes down the allotment by my house
I'da had it. I'm a pheasant plucker.
That's plucking pheasant
The best threads become surreal and depart entirely from their titles. For instance, this would be a very boring thread if it had just been a celebration of our Clydebank-free-zone and of leaving almost all the other pains in the arsenal behind on the other board. Add to that, only surreal-thread cogniscenti will stumble upon it adds to the fun.
On that note (pun intended), how about some more surreal song lyrics?
Quote from: Burt on March 13, 2013, 08:54:49 PM
I like bowler hats.
(Just trying to be absurd)
I used to have one for my job! :wine:
Quote from: tommy on March 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
That's plucking pheasant
This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.
Quote from: Lighthouse on March 14, 2013, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: tommy on March 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
That's plucking pheasant
This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.
The pheasants are revolting.
Maybe I should try out a deerstalker hat.
I prefer fast bowlers, the female kind of course.
