We’ll be fine!

[Rodge]

Don't worry everyone we'll be fine, just as long as Affengruber turns out to be the new Hangeland, Larsson is the new Palhinha, Angel is the new Murphy and following a freak training ground collision between Leno and Lecomte, Borta is the only available keeper for Anfield and he turns out to be the new van der Sar!

[Holders]

This is, of course, precisely what Martin Jol said.