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NFR - Jesus on your side- Surely an unfair advantage

Started by Snibbo, July 29, 2016, 05:27:26 AM

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Snibbo

July 29, 2016, 05:27:26 AM Last Edit: July 29, 2016, 05:29:59 AM by Snibbo

gang

#1
July 29, 2016, 10:00:34 AM
He crusified the opposition.

CorkCity

#2
July 29, 2016, 11:11:28 AM
He always gets on the end of a cross.
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HatterDon

#3
July 29, 2016, 04:36:36 PM
I remember when he was transferred from Chicago to New Orleans  :HD:
"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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Rudolph

#4
July 29, 2016, 04:37:58 PM
He's also good in goal. Think about it.

love4ffc

#5
July 29, 2016, 04:51:49 PM
Some brilliant responses here.  I especially like the one about the cross.... :005: :doh:
Anyone can blend into the crowd.  How will you standout when it counts?

Snibbo

#6
July 30, 2016, 01:38:08 AM
Quote from: Rudolph on July 29, 2016, 04:37:58 PM
He's also good in goal. Think about it.
Reminds me of the old graffiti:

Jesus Saves!

But Keegan gets the rebound

stevehawkinslidingtackle

#7
July 30, 2016, 04:49:34 AM
What if his name was 'Mohammed the profit' . Would we be able to make puns on his name or would this thread get locked or this response deleted?

Snibbo

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July 30, 2016, 05:19:58 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2016, 05:44:41 AM by Snibbo
Quote from: stevehawkinslidingtackle on July 30, 2016, 04:49:34 AM
What if his name was 'Mohammed the profit' . Would we be able to make puns on his name or would this thread get locked or this response deleted?
No, we'd  just criticise his parents for their inability  to spell "prophet"

Carborundum

#9
July 30, 2016, 07:42:22 AM
His parents clearly expected young Gabriel to become a winger.  His dribbling wasn't exactly heavenly in those early days, but there were a host of other signs. 

stevehawkinslidingtackle

#10
July 30, 2016, 09:40:04 AM
Quote from: Snibbo on July 30, 2016, 05:19:58 AM
Quote from: stevehawkinslidingtackle on July 30, 2016, 04:49:34 AM
What if his name was 'Mohammed the profit' . Would we be able to make puns on his name or would this thread get locked or this response deleted?
No, we'd  just criticise his parents for their inability  to spell "prophet"
That was the pun. Albeit a cap one

Fulham Tup North

#11
July 30, 2016, 09:56:19 AM

I take your point and your probably right, if there is a loony lefty PC Brigade on here, then there may have been a response.
However, I do not believe there is any disrespect intended, as Spanish people pronounce Jesus as Hey-Soos, as are their players. But there are pathetic people who look for any excuse to be offended.
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Right, I feel offended by your comments. Send me some compensation please. Money makes the pain go away, at least until I am 'Offended' again !
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