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NFR - Why are there no ugly WAG's?

Started by finnster01, May 28, 2011, 04:48:10 PM

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finnster01

May 28, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
Even Peter Beardsley ended up with a looker.

Is there such a thing as an ugly WAG? If yes, who has one? Can't think of any....
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mike_f

#1
May 28, 2011, 04:54:13 PM
Robinho and Gabby Agbonglahor

FFCcravencottage

#2
May 28, 2011, 05:03:28 PM Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 05:13:14 PM by FFCcravencottage
Well as beauty is in the eye's of the beholder, anyone can be beautiful to someone. As far as wags go I can't see anything in the looks department for Rooneys wife, not a bad body though.

theo

#3
May 28, 2011, 05:10:55 PM
think there's blatantly a few about, you just never get to see them. Prolly get told to stay at home by the players.

cutbushcitylimits

#4
May 28, 2011, 05:19:48 PM
Ian Wrights missus was a bit of a munter.

HatterDon

#5
May 28, 2011, 05:20:00 PM
Finn, the answer is the same answer to the question, "Why is it that good looking women in theIR 20s only hang around RICH guys in their 50s?" And the answer is -- MONEY!!!!
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Jimbobob

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May 28, 2011, 05:21:05 PM Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 05:23:37 PM by Jimbobob
Seriously?
I think it is Danny Murphy's Charm!!!


Yep...he is hitting that... like all the time...why do you think he plays so angry?
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cutbushcitylimits

#7
May 28, 2011, 05:21:44 PM
Meant to add always loved the crouch answer when asked what would you have been if you werent a footballer?

crouch...a virgin

manxman

#8
May 28, 2011, 06:01:20 PM
What footballer wants to be seen with a munt? I think it will be down to money.
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finnster01

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May 28, 2011, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: manxman on May 28, 2011, 06:01:20 PM
What footballer wants to be seen with a munt? I think it will be down to money.
Thing is, if it was all money people like Bill Gates would be shagging Angelina Jolie 24x7. :58:
So it can't be all money, but it surely must help.

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LBNo11

#10
May 28, 2011, 06:08:09 PM
...conversely, why aren't ugly women attracted to obscenely rich footballers..?
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finnster01

#11
May 28, 2011, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on May 28, 2011, 06:08:09 PM
...conversely, why aren't ugly women attracted to obscenely rich footballers..?
I think it is the same reason why Scunthorpe will never win the Prem
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FFCcravencottage

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May 28, 2011, 06:21:58 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on May 28, 2011, 06:08:09 PM
...conversely, why aren't ugly women attracted to obscenely rich footballers..?
They are, they just happen to be the mistresses. You know the saying ugly bird great S***

manxman

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May 28, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on May 28, 2011, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: manxman on May 28, 2011, 06:01:20 PM
What footballer wants to be seen with a munt? I think it will be down to money.
Thing is, if it was all money people like Bill Gates would be shagging Angelina Jolie 24x7. :58:
So it can't be all money, but it surely must help.


True, perhaps it's the image, imagine ronaldo with a dog of a girlfriend. Wouldn't happen
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jarv

#14
May 28, 2011, 06:35:45 PM
Money, image and footballers are fit. Even back in the Haynes days he was a lad, fit bloke. Birds like that. It has to be said though, most wags, if you add their IQ to that of the footballing mate, you are not going to get a very big number.

FatFreddysCat

#15
May 28, 2011, 07:29:49 PM
I wouldn't touch this with a barge pole, though the barge polw would haave more meat on it.
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FFCcravencottage

#16
May 28, 2011, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on May 28, 2011, 07:29:49 PM
I wouldn't touch this with a barge pole, though the barge polw would haave more meat on it.
Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) On American Idol. No More Paula Abdul!
Fred don't believe ya and we are obviously talking about before you got married. She would still pass as a 10 to a 11 bird in a boozer (last orders) if you hadn't pulled before hand that is. :048:

LBNo11

#17
May 28, 2011, 07:44:26 PM
...have to agree Fat Freddy, an anthropomorphic clothes horse with the personality of a designer lable, I know she wouldn't look twice at me, and for that I am very grateful...
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finnster01

#18
May 28, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
The gentleman that posted Rooney's wife may actually be on to something.

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FFCcravencottage

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May 28, 2011, 07:50:13 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on May 28, 2011, 07:44:26 PM
...have to agree Fat Freddy, an anthropomorphic clothes horse with the personality of a designer lable, I know she wouldn't look twice at me, and for that I am very grateful...
Mate don't won't to upset you but I don't think she would look once at you lol. I wasn't actually talking about marrying the girl just saying I've been with a lot worse in my time especially as I said, last orders in a pub and I haven't pulled (ha ha you know the choices you have then, go home on your own or .....................)
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