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NEWS CONFERENCE - LIVE!

Started by Fernhurst, June 21, 2011, 10:22:43 AM

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Fernhurst

Sky Sports News @ 1pm

Jol's hopes, fears and aspirations for FFC.

COYW!

OldBrownShoe

Johny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
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finnster01

Somebody please post any highlites if he says anything interesting. Suspect it will be the usual "I love the opportunity to come to Fulham", "the ball is round and anything can happen", "at the end of the day it is all up to us how far we can go" etc.  blah, blah, blah
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead


Airfix

Quote from: finnster01 on June 21, 2011, 10:49:54 AM
Somebody please post any highlites if he says anything interesting. Suspect it will be the usual "I love the opportunity to come to Fulham", "the ball is round and anything can happen", "at the end of the day it is all up to us how far we can go" etc.  blah, blah, blah

For sure...

Lighthouse

 Um..When I said that, people questioned my loyalty,my sexual orientation, my nationality, why I had forsaken God to travel the World spreading the World of the Evil one and why I was showing off.

God, this is a tough audience.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

The Equalizer

Quote from: Lighthouse on June 21, 2011, 11:14:01 AM
Um..When I said that, people questioned my loyalty,my sexual orientation, my nationality, why I had forsaken God to travel the World spreading the World of the Evil one and why I was showing off.

God, this is a tough audience.

He's a witch! Burn him!  086.gif
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc


FC Silver Fox

#6
yeh Eq, you only have to look at his priapic picture above to realize that he's a deviant, luring people onto the rocks of Fulhamish despair, with his shining light of false hope.
Infamy ?   No, infar'im !

P.S. Only another 8 posts and I'll no longer be on sale to the big 4.  I've had some tempting offers, you know.
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.

The Equalizer

Quote from: FC Silver Fox on June 21, 2011, 01:07:37 PM
yeh Eq, you only have to look at his priapic picture above to realize that he's a deviant, luring people onto the rocks of Fulhamish despair, with his shining light of false hope.

A veritable Siren of a man!  :dft012:
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

Burt

Has it kicked off yet?

No, not East Belfast, I am on about Mr Jol's press conference.


Brede Butter Pudding

Strange press conference...

Cracks everyone up with his comments about Sarah Brookes, but didn't really say much exciting?

Lighthouse

Fulham FC news
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Jol: "I have a good squad here, we have talent and experience. I am very much looking forward to working with them."

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.Fulham FC Official
Jol: "Fulham is a traditional club and I am very pleased to be here! I am happy, Fulham is happy and hopefully we can keep it that way."
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

Lighthouse

Jol: "I love England - I love its football. Like Arnie, I said I would be back and now I am!"
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope


FC Silver Fox

Quote from: Brede Butter Pudding on June 21, 2011, 01:12:05 PM
Strange press conference...

Cracks everyone up with his comments about Sarah Brookes, but didn't really say much exciting?

For goodness sake, don't start talking about Sarah Brookes, you'll get Equalizer slobbering again. Its not a pretty sight.
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.

Burt

So long as he is happy, and the club is happy, then I can be happy too.

It all sounds a bit happy-clappy to me.

Pass the joint over, man....

Lighthouse

MJ wants to stay in the PL and have a good cup run #fulham
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope


Lighthouse

Jol wants to build a young team for the future
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

Lighthouse

Jol: "This is an ambitious club and I want to build on what the Club has achieved in the past... that is an exciting challenge
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

FC Silver Fox

Has MAF embarrassed him yet?
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.


Brede Butter Pudding

Quote from: Burt on June 21, 2011, 01:15:22 PM
So long as he is happy, and the club is happy, then I can be happy too.

It all sounds a bit happy-clappy to me.

Pass the joint over, man....

I felt it was very airy fairy... the questions posed to him were, as predicted, met with quite generic answers about everyone being happy etc. His comments about Murphy were, depending on how you read them, a bit of a blow, basically telling him that there were better players at his disposal... can't really do much for confidence can it?

Brede Butter Pudding

Quote from: FC Silver Fox on June 21, 2011, 01:20:08 PM
Has MAF embarrassed him yet?

MAF wasn't there, it was just Jol and Brookes.

She walked in ahead of him, and he basically related the first question to what she was wearing, said 'she looks stunning doesn't she' and then said he was a 'ladies man'. Quality opening.