That awkward moment...

[Scrumpy]

That awkward moment when, sitting down for dinner with friends you have not seen for nearly 3 years, you begin moaning about the youth of today, the riots etc. I'm really warming to the subject and say what really gets my goat is these rich little white kids that dress in hoodies and talk like black men from 'the hood'. 

Just then, their youngest son walks in to say goodbye as he heads off for a night out. Dressed in hoody, baseball cap, trainers, gold chain etc. 

I'm guessing it could be another 3 years before we're invited round again.

[Nick the Swede]

That awkward moment when your rather posh father beats you to answering the phone and your mate at the end of the line, thinking it's you, says 'Alright Scrumpy you wankaaaaaa...'

 

Is that said with the voice of Essex boy "Smitthy" from the TV-show Gavin & Stacey too?

Exactly mate! Hope you're well.

All good mate, hope to come over soon and see you then!

[King_Crud]

The awkward moment you find out that you'll be sitting on your own for the Villa match because your mate forgot to buy a ticket...

 

that akward moment when you go to renew your season ticket and your useless twit of a friend puts it off for no reason in the expectation that no one will take his seat, only to find when he goes to renew some time later that someone has indeed taken his seat and now he has to sit 2 rows down and 20 seats across from his mates and be by himself