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Andy Johnson

Started by Buc, August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM

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Buc

Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?

epsomraver

Quote from: Buc on August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?

More b**L*cks, a ginsters pasty!!

ImperialWhite

Quote from: epsomraver on August 31, 2011, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Buc on August 31, 2011, 11:32:42 AM
Lee Mills @ Twitter

"Andy Johnson at Keele services on the M6 with someone looking like an agent, eating a Ginster's pasty #BBCFootball"

Andy is heading to North?

More b**L*cks, a ginsters pasty!!

Nothing wrong with a Ginsters!  :005:


BalDrick

'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?
Cigarettes and women be the death of me, better that than this old town

AlFayedsChequebook

Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

Tw@ts

ImperialWhite

Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?



The Equalizer

Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

They've generally got a big nose, blonde highlights and live in Monte Carlo....  :dft012:
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

BalDrick

Quote from: ImperialWhite on August 31, 2011, 11:57:48 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?



That was the best answer - nice one, genuine LOL at Chateau BalDrick
Cigarettes and women be the death of me, better that than this old town

Mr Fulham

#8
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?




Mr Fulham

AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

AlFayedsChequebook

Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way


MJG

Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way
so maybe, just maybe, he is sitting somewhere in a motorway service station eating a pasty.

The Equalizer

Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way

I wonder how much of that undisclosed £10M sum that we paid for him we're likely to get back?
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

Mitch

Quote from: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 11:58:09 AM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?

They've generally got a big nose, blonde highlights and live in Monte Carlo....  :dft012:

This is funny. I met him when he was with his agent and his agent had slicked back blonde hair, a big nose and was giving it the billy big one to two tarts. AJ was sat at the table supping his drink un-interested.


The Bronsons

Quote from: The Equalizer on August 31, 2011, 01:06:52 PM
Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on August 31, 2011, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
AJ has a vocal agreement with Eriksson, but Fulham haven't given him permission to leave.

I asssume that if we get Gignac he will be on his way

I wonder how much of that undisclosed £10M sum that we paid for him we're likely to get back?

There will be deductions. The price of a motorway Ginsters, for one - and they aren't cheap.

finnster01

Apparently Diego Maradona is building up a new team built completely of midgets and has offered AJ a huge 4 year deal and a free step ladder to use in his home.

Maradona has told the press he is particularly impressed by his leaping capabilities proven by the numerous crosses in the air by his Fulham teammates. He said "AJ is only being outjumped by two feet but given other 4 foot 9 players he'll do really well in this team".

They are currently on the lookout for a bowler to take their throw-ins Delap style but need to keep the elevation low.

Maybe Jol should listen?
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

MJG



BalDrick

Quote from: Mr Fulham on August 31, 2011, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: BalDrick on August 31, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
'with someone looking like an agent'

Really? What do agents look like then?



Can you seriously see someone that cool doing any of the following:

1. Being at Keele services
2. Being with Andrew Johnson
3. Eating a Ginsters pie?

Nor me!
Cigarettes and women be the death of me, better that than this old town

Burt

Hmmm...

Another example of someone who failed to live up to expectations.

I would have preferred a Pukka Pie (balti flavour) myself.