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Transfer deadline day Jokes

Started by mrska, August 31, 2011, 03:59:27 PM

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mrska

August 31, 2011, 03:59:27 PM
There are rumours Heskey has been spotted in Manchester, but he was probably aiming for London.

mrska

#1
August 31, 2011, 03:59:55 PM
Transfer deadline day Breaking News :
15:30 : Owen Hargreaves is due to sign for Man City at any moment
15:31 : Owen Hargreaves breaks his wrist whilst signing contract...
Out for rest of season.

mrska

#2
August 31, 2011, 04:00:29 PM
Just heard fergie say that there is no way howard webb will be allowed to leave old trafford!!!

Lighthouse

#3
August 31, 2011, 04:01:39 PM
Hargreaves has video on Twitter showing fitness with broken wrist. His cries of pain give him away.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

zzamora

#4
August 31, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
Arsenal interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

mrska

#5
August 31, 2011, 04:04:31 PM
Quote from: zzamora on August 31, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
Arsenal interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.
Brilliant

zzamora

#6
August 31, 2011, 04:05:19 PM
Breaking news!

Michael Jackson spotted outside Craven Cottage

Aldo

#7
August 31, 2011, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: zzamora on August 31, 2011, 04:05:19 PM
Breaking news!

Michael Jackson spotted outside Craven Cottage

:011:

Rambling_Syd_Rumpo

#8
August 31, 2011, 04:11:37 PM
Col Muammar Gaddafi is believed to be having a medical at Arsenal, a source close to Gaddafi denied the rumour saying Gaddafi has more chance of being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize than Arsenal have of making the top four in the Premier league 064.gif

zzamora

#9
August 31, 2011, 04:13:10 PM

If I was a footballer I'd drive round loads of grounds on Deadline Day just to wind up the Sky Sports News reporters.

zzamora

#10
August 31, 2011, 04:13:36 PM

Transfer Deadline Day would be more fun if it was conducted like an FA Cup draw...

"Carlos Tevez"..."and he'll join"..."Blackburn".

zzamora

#11
August 31, 2011, 04:13:55 PM

Breaking news: Everton confirm that they are currently in talks with The Samaritans

zzamora

#12
August 31, 2011, 04:15:19 PM
 Things are that bad at Everton, David Moyes has told sources that they can't even afford a rumour.      

zzamora

#13
August 31, 2011, 04:15:38 PM

Owen Hargreaves' move to Manchester City has broken down amid another injury scare.

He fell out of the transfer window

Aldo

#14
August 31, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: zzamora on August 31, 2011, 04:13:55 PM

Breaking news: Everton confirm that they are currently in talks with The Samaritans

Apparently The Samaritans have turned the move down!

HatterDon

#15
August 31, 2011, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: zzamora on August 31, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
Arsenal interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

Old Fat Texan
Sitting at Computer
Spitting tea all over Monitor
Must be Transfer Deadline day.


great stuff zzamora
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zzamora

#16
August 31, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
Quote from: HatterDon on August 31, 2011, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: zzamora on August 31, 2011, 04:03:43 PM
Arsenal interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

Old Fat Texan
Sitting at Computer
Spitting tea all over Monitor
Must be Transfer Deadline day.


great stuff zzamora

its an honour don  :Haynes The Maestro:


zzamora

#17
August 31, 2011, 04:24:24 PM
Ways to tell if fulham have signed anyone:

1) the fulham site crashes.

zzamora

#18
August 31, 2011, 04:25:23 PM

It's amazing how much transfer dealing 'Arry Redknapp can do hanging out a car window.

he really is a true whealer-dealer.

zzamora

#19
August 31, 2011, 04:27:00 PM
Breaking transfer deadline day news. Keiron Dyer having medical at Holby City
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