Bryan Ruiz Caption Competion No.37

[White Noise]

[zzamora]

Jol "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHO"

[White Noise]

Jol - They got me out of the pub for this. You better be worth it kiddo.

[Reindeer]

When's the gold kit coming out Martin?

[White Noise]

Bjorn Helge Riise complained the photo shirt was too big so we got you the baby one.

[Lighthouse]

Ruiz - I am so tired but if this is Newcastle why have Fulham Photo on the wall?

[AlFayedsChequebook]

After a long break as both Jol and Ruiz were in make-up, some Fulham officials thought that the fake tan had been slightly overdone

[MJG]

MAF keeps an eye on everything.

[sunburywhite]

Can you land a helicopter at Motspur Park?

[Holders]

 They told me we played in Black and White - where's the stripes?

[Holders]

Ruiz' comment to the Press about "always having his chopper ready" apparently lost something in translation.

[mrska]

Despite 12 hours of Sleep deprevation, beatings,having his toe nails pulled and constant questioning.. Ruiz looked remarkably happy to be signing for FULHAM!!!

[tomd]

Really surprised Fulham managed to get him. For Twente it would've been better if he went to Newcastle as they were willing to pay more money. Fact is that you have bought the best player in the dutch competition and it would surprise me if he would dissapoint at Fulham. Hope he will improve even more and be nothing more then a sensation in the Premier League. Really happy he can´t play against us in the EL.

[FulhamMic]

"Just look happy kid; the sooner this is done the sooner we release your wife and kids"

[aFFCn_Fan]

Jol: Are you that Balki shepard guy off that Perfect Strangers TV show?

[Andy_M]

Jol "I used to have hair like that you know ..... then I came to England ..... good luck kid"

[Lighthouse]

"Just look happy kid; the sooner this is done the sooner we release your wife and kids"

Which is why he really DID say.

'I chose to come to Fulham because it feels more personal than other clubs I have visited.'

[epsomraver]

Jol, he has a better watch than my one   with  mickey mouse tail as a hand!

[ElissonSnygg]

You think its okay for me to use the pic in swedish media?

[TheDaddy]

You've got some neck thinking about a move to Newcastle son ! your quite right i have and you don't appear to have a neck that is Mr Jol !!!