New Technical Coach for Fulham

[Lighthouse]

Jephthah Bresser will fly to London probably on a plane next Monday to sign a one year contract with Fulham. The forty year old technique coach, has been over the past six years in the service of PSV. Bresser of The  Netherlands is considered one of the best specialists in the field of technical training by his Mum and Uncle Max.

Bresser will be at Fulham for both the first team and the youth teams. "This is a great challenge," said Bresser to Voetbal International. "The Dutch school is highly regarded in England. Last week I visit wezen take everything looks promising. It is a training facility with English style, but where all the luxury present. The fields are top, better not." This makes little sense to English ears so he will fit right in with his new manager.

Along with Jol and Bresser at Fulham are the Dutch assistant coaches Cock Jol and Michael Lindeman, and goalkeeping coach Hans Segers. Sadly the present management squad have been unable to put over the technical complications of not stopping at the penalty area and looking puzzled. Or missing open goals when the chance are presented on a plate. It is understood that Fulham have a technical problem also with players not enjoying life when they are not treated like little gods. For instance Robert Zamora doesn't like to travel abroad and is always injured. He is called Mr Sulky B#**#c@s by Cock. Fulham have won  one game and are very confused.


TRANSLATION TAKEN FROM A  FROM A DUTCH DRUNKEN BLOKE WITH A LISP. SO MAY SOMEWHAT INACCURATE

[WhiteJC]

Jephthah Bresser will fly to London probably on a plane next Monday to sign a one year contract with Fulham. The forty year old technique coach, has been over the past six years in the service of PSV. Bresser of The  Netherlands is considered one of the best specialists in the field of technical training by his Mum and Uncle Max.

Bresser will be at Fulham for both the first team and the youth teams. "This is a great challenge," said Bresser to Voetbal International. "The Dutch school is highly regarded in England. Last week I visit wezen take everything looks promising. It is a training facility with English style, but where all the luxury present. The fields are top, better not." This makes little sense to English ears so he will fit right in with his new manager.

Along with Jol and Bresser at Fulham are the Dutch assistant coaches Cock Jol and Michael Lindeman, and goalkeeping coach Hans Segers. Sadly the present management squad have been unable to put over the technical complications of not stopping at the penalty area and looking puzzled. Or missing open goals when the chance are presented on a plate. It is understood that Fulham have a technical problem also with players not enjoying life when they are not treated like little gods. For instance Robert Zamora doesn't like to travel abroad and is always injured. He is called Mr Sulky B#**#c@s by Cock. Fulham have won  one game and are very confused.


TRANSLATION TAKEN FROM A  FROM A DUTCH DRUNKEN BLOKE WITH A LISP. SO MAY SOMEWHAT INACCURATE

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[White Noise]

Here is the original story. Just a one year contract? I like the mentions of 'The Dutch School' - makes them sound like a load of old painters. Has anyone seen any Dutch people at The Cottage since Jol arrived? Are they serving Oranjeboom? Could Jol do for Fulham what Wenger did for Arsenal and bring in some of the best young Dutch players, like Wenger did with the French, or are they all too expensive?


http://www.voetbalzone.nl/doc.asp?uid=150578


Dutchman Jol gets number five to Fulham: 'Great Challenge'


Wednesday, October 26, 2011 at 12:50


Jephthah Bresser fly to London next Monday for a one year contract with Fulham to sign. The forty technique coach, over the past six years in the service of PSV, is attained by head coach Martin Jol. Bresser Netherlands is considered one of the best specialists in the field of technical training.

Bresser will both at Fulham for the first team for the youth as active. "This is a great challenge," said Bresser to Voetbal International. "The Dutch school is highly regarded in England. Last week I visit wezen take everything looks promising. It is a training facility with English style, but where all the luxury present. The fields are top, better not."

Except Jol and Bresser, also the Dutch assistant coaches Cock Jol and Michael Lindeman, and goalkeeping coach Hans Segers joined Fulham. In service of SV Hamburg and Jol took Spurs with Ricardo Moniz, even for a Dutch engineering trainer. Moniz is currently head coach of Red Bull Salzburg.

[cmg]

A very interesting development. Potentially exciting but not without its dangers.

Those who remember the gobsmacking fantasticalness of the Tigana team will know that there are 'other' ways to play this game. The Tigana style (I can't really remember it as a 'system') came in over the course of a summer and was an instant success. However it was played by a bunch of players who were already pretty much superior to the league they eventually demolished; even then I seem to remember that some of the players struggled with it at first, the 'technical' (modern word, I think, for 'skill') demands were beyond some. However skills were developed and eventually all came to play a full part.

I know some think that Jol is a clueless charlatan, but perhaps, just perhaps, he may be a visionary with an idea for a kind of Totaalvoetbal for Fulham. Certainly most recent signings have in common a comparitively high level of technical skill. It would seem to be a risky strategy but if it is to succeed a specialist skills coach would be an essential factor.

[finnster01]

A very interesting development. Potentially exciting but not without its dangers.

Those who remember the gobsmacking fantasticalness of the Tigana team will know that there are 'other' ways to play this game. The Tigana style (I can't really remember it as a 'system') came in over the course of a summer and was an instant success. However it was played by a bunch of players who were already pretty much superior to the league they eventually demolished; even then I seem to remember that some of the players struggled with it at first, the 'technical' (modern word, I think, for 'skill') demands were beyond some. However skills were developed and eventually all came to play a full part.

I know some think that Jol is a clueless charlatan, but perhaps, just perhaps, he may be a visionary with an idea for a kind of Totaalvoetbal for Fulham. Certainly most recent signings have in common a comparitively high level of technical skill. It would seem to be a risky strategy but if it is to succeed a specialist skills coach would be an essential factor.

Total football at Fulham with this squad?  :005: Complete waste of time. We don't have the players. Danny Murphy is no Johan Cruyff, Steve Sidwell is no Johan Neeskens, and most importantly Martin Jol is no Rinus Michels.
You can put as much lipstick you want on a bullldog, but it still is a bulldog.

And don't even get me started on the Fulham version of "tiki-taka"... 

[aussierod]

We will never be a Barcelona or an Arsenal as we will never attract the top top players, but if we can (some would say this would be eventually) play a nice passing, attacking game then its much better in my eyes than playing the similar to the likes of Stoke, Blackburn, Sunderland, Bolton (under fat Sam) etc. The fact we are attracting quality technical players like Ruiz, Kasami's calibre at good ages in their career is also of benefit, as opposed to english players who are not getting a run at their previous clubs (mind you, these players have worked out well for us, eg Murphy, Hughes, Zamora, Panstil, Gera). Jol will also bring through our academy players, Briggs/Frei, and give them their chance

[cmg]

A very interesting development. Potentially exciting but not without its dangers.

Those who remember the gobsmacking fantasticalness of the Tigana team will know that there are 'other' ways to play this game. The Tigana style (I can't really remember it as a 'system') came in over the course of a summer and was an instant success. However it was played by a bunch of players who were already pretty much superior to the league they eventually demolished; even then I seem to remember that some of the players struggled with it at first, the 'technical' (modern word, I think, for 'skill') demands were beyond some. However skills were developed and eventually all came to play a full part.

I know some think that Jol is a clueless charlatan, but perhaps, just perhaps, he may be a visionary with an idea for a kind of Totaalvoetbal for Fulham. Certainly most recent signings have in common a comparitively high level of technical skill. It would seem to be a risky strategy but if it is to succeed a specialist skills coach would be an essential factor.

Total football at Fulham with this squad?  :005: Complete waste of time. We don't have the players. Danny Murphy is no Johan Cruyff, Steve Sidwell is no Johan Neeskens, and most importantly Martin Jol is no Rinus Michels.
You can put as much lipstick you want on a bullldog, but it still is a bulldog.

And don't even get me started on the Fulham version of "tiki-taka"...  

Well, I didn't say it would happen, or even that I thought it would. However I do think that there is a place for some kind of contemplation of change. Hodgson (to his everlasting credit) rescued a sinking ship by introducing a rigid system suited to the limitations of the available personnel. The problem was that the system left little or no room for expansion. The word 'ambition' has been bandied about recently and ambition needs a bit of a willingness to take risks. Danny Murphy has been a fabulous player for us, but he (like all players) is not going to last for ever and we need to contemplate a future without him. If the lipstick doesn't suit the bulldog: change the bulldog.

We've not had much glory at Fulham, why not dream a little?

In his last column the great New York sportwriter Red Smith was contemplating his retirement with a certain degree of depression, but he ended with the words, ""I told myself not to worry; that someday there would be another DiMaggio."

Could Ruiz be another Cruyff? Highly unlikely, but....

I was actually tempted to mention 'tiki-taka' in my original message, but I'm glad I didn't now!
By the way, I have it on good authority that our change strip next year will be a rather fetching shade of orange (with just 2 black stripes down the arm).

[Jack Fulham]

The only association Jol has with total football is the fact that he is Dutch. He's always played 4-4-2 as far as I am aware which pissed off a lot of people at Ajax. This appointment is just one to improve the technical ability of our players (most likely the young ones), bit odd they've only given him a one year contact but I suppose they just to test him out. Pretty sure Jol had a similar coach called Ricardo Moniz whilst he was at Spurs and Hamburg.

[WhiteJC]

I was actually tempted to mention 'tiki-taka' in my original message, but I'm glad I didn't now!
By the way, I have it on good authority that our change strip next year will be a rather fetching shade of orange (with just 2 black stripes down the arm).

[The King]

Due to this signing and the tikitaka totaal voetbal speculation in this thread, I'm expecting us to make 1000 passes against Wigan, with Murphy passing over 120 and having a success rate of 95%, us winning the possession 72%-28%, and stringing 78 passes together before Ruiz scores after dribbling around eight players, a dog and Martinez. Koema... I mean Riise finishes off the 8-0 win with a free kick from 30 metres.

Sent from Camp Nou in 1992 using a calculator

[alfie]

Due to this signing and the tikitaka totaal voetbal speculation in this thread, I'm expecting us to make 1000 passes against Wigan, with Murphy passing over 120 and having a success rate of 95%, us winning the possession 72%-28%, and stringing 78 passes together before Ruiz scores after dribbling around eight players, a dog and Martinez. Koema... I mean Riise finishes off the 8-0 win with a free kick from 30 metres.

Sent from Camp Nou in 1992 using a calculator

you know i like this, but i think more likely it will still not produce a goal, there will be lots of Dembele's on the pitch going round in circles and ending up where they started.

still you never know

[cmg]

Due to this signing and the tikitaka totaal voetbal speculation in this thread, I'm expecting us to make 1000 passes against Wigan, with Murphy passing over 120 and having a success rate of 95%, us winning the possession 72%-28%, and stringing 78 passes together before Ruiz scores after dribbling around eight players, a dog and Martinez. Koema... I mean Riise finishes off the 8-0 win with a free kick from 30 metres.

Sent from Camp Nou in 1992 using a calculator

Now THAT'S the sorta dreamin' I'm talking about!

[White Noise]

http://www.psvjeugd.nl/nieuws/1712



Jephthah Bresser youth coach at Fulham



Published on 04/11/2011 @ 13:29


Youth coach Jephthah Bresser (40) has made ​​the move to Fulham. He had since 2005 as a coach at PSV youth academy attached. Bresser had previously several youth teams under his wing, was coordinator of the Working Group on Individual Training and technique coach this season. "This is a great challenge," said Bresser.

Technology Trainer and youth teams

Bresser worked since 2005-2006 season at PSV and was the longest serving youth coach in the program. He coached include all development teams, technical trainer was in the lower and upper, and the B-trained youth. Since November 1, he worked as a technology trainer for Fulham in London, headed by Martin Jol. "This is a great challenge. After a long time I was ready for something else. PSV is however in my heart and I hope this might ever be allowed to return once again, "said Bresser.

[HatterDon]

If there is a god, then there MUST be a video clip of Roy Hodgson saying this guy's name three times in rapid succession.  064.gif