New exciting sponsor for Fulham

[Snibbo]

"Stanley Black & Decker has been announced as an official sponsor of Fulham Football Club."

So can we look forward to some new drills in training.

Will we now get the bit between our teeth, or can we expect to get screwed?

Will it be plane sailing from now on?

Can we chisel out a win against Spurs or will we get hammered?

Will we ratchet the noise up a bit?

Or are we just a bunch of tools?

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[sunburywhite]

I think our Europa spot will be nailed on

I hope it is not all chucked away

Will it sort the problem of our chippy stars

Will we plumb new depths

Sent from my workbench while using a T Square

[The Equalizer]

If this is some marketeer's idea of trying to 'fix' our season, the've got it all wrong.

[Vinnieffc]

We're screwed.

Sent from my iHammerActionDrill

[sunburywhite]

Will our chances have bolted now we have some nut on board?

Sent by etching the message into a fence post using my Dremel 300

[Burt]

Hopefully Jol will be able to plaster over the cracks.

[HatterDon]

I guess this means we will finally be signing Wright-Phillips.

[Berserker]

I guess this means we will finally be signing Wright-Phillips.

Does this mean we can get a discount on tools with our season tickets!  :57:

[cebu]

I guess this means we will finally be signing Wright-Phillips.

Does this mean we can get a discount on tools with our season tickets!  :57:

Tools? Surely that's Chelsea's department. 

[LBNo11]

Hopefully Jol will be able to plaster over the cracks.

[SoCalJoe]

Who needs silverware when the club will have as much hardware as they want?  :007:

[Ron Sheepskin]

So, not a subtle way of tacking on a new bunch of Polish fans then?

No longer will we be accused of lacking a cutting edge.

When will we find our level?

[Sheepskin Junior]

These puns are awl terrible.
Hopefully against spurs we'll have our spirit level with them
Thinking of these is giving me a saw head

[ron]

These puns are awl terrible.
Hopefully against spurs we'll have our spirit level with them
Thinking of these is giving me a saw head

the extra drills will mean our squad's trimmer than theirs.....

[alfie]

haha we all saw that coming

[jarv]

A bit more action from the bench in order to finish the job.

[Snibbo]

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Knew I could depend on you lot to come up with some horrible puns.

Shame Harry Carpenter isn't still around.

[Burt]

You've all got a screw loose if you ask me.

Get Coat gif

[LBNo11]

...I've asked my workmate what he thought, he said sponsor Dembele with the jigsaw as he falls apart in the box...

[epsomraver]

No wonder our play has become boring........................shame that is not a joke though!