Caption competition - England special

[AlFayedsChequebook]

Dont look now Stockdale lovers!

[ImperialWhite]

I've shipped twice as many goals as Schwarzer this season, in the Championship, and the FOFers still want me as number one! I don't know how I do it!

[BalDrick]

Course you don't get no clubcard points that way. Anyway, what's your bird called again?

[AlFayedsChequebook]

And I turned around to Anton and said 'f*** off you black c***'

[LBNo11]

Course you don't get no clubcard points that way. Anyway, what's your bird called again?

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[leonffc]

"Oi David, I've got another one for ya. There was a black guy, an asian and a jew walked into a bar.........."

[The Bronsons]

"And then the BBC said that one of our fans has been accused of racism. One! Ha!"

[zzamora]

John Terry,the love-cheat son of a drugs dealer and shoplifter, told Stockdale that

"If we can't be honest, there's no point in this whole race row"

[os5889]

I've shipped twice as many goals as Schwarzer this season, in the Championship, and the FOFers still want me as number one! I don't know how I do it!

:Haynes The Maestro: :Haynes The Maestro:

Its funny because there are people to whom that statement rings true!

[Burt]

"...and after I dismounted her, rolled over and farted I found out that it was the granny that Rooney had shagged".

[White Noise]

I've done some down right filthy things in my time but nothing like they get up to in Ipswich.

[Airfix]

"No John, just because my shirt is black....."

[White Noise]

No, I just said to him 'drop me as Captain and I will ruin your daughter'.

[The Equalizer]

Course you don't get no clubcard points that way. Anyway, what's your bird called again?

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+1

Brilliant stuff Balders!

[Reindeer]

Easy tiger, my mum is twice your age.