Joke specially dedicated to FatFreddysCat

[FC Silver Fox]

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

[leonffc]

hmmm Im not sure how PC that is, using the word 'German'. Theres been a bit of agro lately    :dft012:

[FatFreddysCat]

 :011: . Weirdly enough i was just about to do a post for you, i'm watching Braquo season 2 (missed the first one), French cop programme, very good, have you seen it Frenchie? Anyhow back to it, up at 5.30am.

[FC Silver Fox]

Haven't seen it Fredster. I'll look out for it. cheers.

[FatFreddysCat]

Haven't seen it Fredster. I'll look out for it. cheers.

Bloody hell Onions, i'd have thought it was the biggest show in France. If you've seen the Shield it's a bit like that, corrupt cops and all that. Basically me if i could go back in time with what i know now, i'd either have retired very rich years ago, or eating a load of porridge.

[FatFreddysCat]

Haven't seen it Fredster. I'll look out for it. cheers.

Bloody hell Onions, i'd have thought it was the biggest show in France. If you've seen the Shield it's a bit like that, corrupt cops and all that. Basically me if i could go back in time with what i know now, i'd either have retired very rich years ago, or eating a load of porridge.

But even if i'd have joined the old bill at 18 and stayed a tit head, i could have retired now doing 25 years service, but obviously as a bit of a boy off a Northolt council estate at 18 that was never an option. Plus at 21 thanks to wacky baccy i was probably earning more than a Met police sargeant. Wish i was now  :035:

[Berserker]

Do you still live in Northolt FFC?

[FatFreddysCat]

Do still live in Northolt FFC?

Unfortunately yes. But if i'd have got into CID i'd be living it up in a big villa somewhere hot. Corruption, fiddle and dodgy moves are definately the way forward, unfortunately i stopped most of my profitable dodgyness when my boy was born. Saying that , if your from Northolt , you will occaisionly still come across a right touch, even if you are playing it mostly straight  :015: