Fulham Training Caption Competiton

[Mr Fulham]

[MJG]

You my friend, are playing up front on your own, until I can get some other strikers in who dont want to play for West ham, Reading or QPR.

[AlFayedsChequebook]

MJ: Hello, and what position do you play?

MT: Striker

MJ: What position is that?

[cottage cheese]

MJ:You ready to come on?

MT:yeap, im up for scoring a few goals today

MJ: Course you will son.....  (as he comes on for davies)

[ToodlesMcToot]

MJ: So, if you're really wanting to wind up Sparky, just smile and put your hand right here at the back of his neck. He hates it.

MT: Great! So, just me and Briggsy training today, eh?

[costarican white]

MT: Hello Sir, I'm ready to be your #9 this year!

MJ: That's great Marco!!

[General]

MJ thinking "we're screwed"

MT thinking "I'm going to do so well this season"....

[leonffc]

MJ thinking "we're screwed"

MT thinking "I'm going to do so well this season"....

Winner!

[cmg]

"This Marcello Trotta mask will keep the press off the scent until you sign the contract, Cristiano."

[valdeingruo]

My Lord those chickens can strike a ball. Trotta go ask them how they do it.

[earlbeatty]

NO ANSWER TO THE CAPTION - BUT IS THAT BLACK SHORTS THAT I SEE TROTTA WEARING??!!!

LET'S HOPE THIS MEANS THAT WE ARE BACK TO BLACK SHORTS FOR THIS COMING SEASON!!

EB

[Andy_M]

MJ: In my new formation we do not need strikers that's why I've let them all go. Your training today Marcello is to help me practice my handshake.

[LBNo11]

...Jol: sho thish ij how ve do it, firsht you grab and pull on the wrisht whilsht gripping their neck, pull him acrosh your body and bring hish head down aj you bring your knee up, thush you render the opponent harmlesh - now anyone like to try thish vith the giant Briggshy..?