I've heard that Philippe Senderos is injured

[Berserker]

Probably broke his toe kicking the bedpost on the way to having a pee half asleep. I did that and never noticed until the morning!

[HatterDon]

Don't know where he did it, how he did it or how true this is, but he's been seen at Motspur Park on crutches wearing one of those leg braces. This might explaine his strange absense.

This might also explain why we're doing so well in our pre-season matches.  :hook:

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[Reindeer]

Still taking stick despite Kelly being a nightmare at the back and Hughes not getting any younger.

He scored a goal last year and didn't lose us any games (Hughes at Everton anyone), so it's just a case of people not taking to him. 

He'll be back better and more determined, playing football out from the back and not the uncultured "hoof" to the front two.

Come on now.

I thought it was obvious that this whole thread was tongue in cheek.

As opposed to the Kelly thread which was tongue up arse.

[Mr Fulham]

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[HatterDon]

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Judy Garland - "Johnny One Note" (Remastered Radio Performance)

[Reindeer]

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Judy Garland - "Johnny One Note" (Remastered Radio Performance)

You reel out that saying all the time.  Quite ironic, wouldn't you say?

[HatterDon]

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Judy Garland - "Johnny One Note" (Remastered Radio Performance)

You reel out that saying all the time.  Quite ironic, wouldn't you say?

uh, what saying is that?

[Gozorich]

The headline sounds like a Tom Stoppard play.