Fulham FC Touting Department...

[SHADY1]

Find a tout, ask him for 20 tickets surround him and mug the fecker ..  it winds me up it's illegal but they openly trade where ever they please...
Yet they have a drug sniffer dogs looking for those why may have a joint on them.... i've NEVER seen a drug dealer anywhere near any football ground.... I could find you 10 touts in 20 minutes but the police and club officials pass them by.... yes i've reported touts before and actually had a fight with one the police were called and the club threatened to ban me while the tout walked away they didn't even take the tickets from him and he was harassing people waiting in the queue for the ticket office......complete ballacks as fred would say... :035:

[Pata]

Actually, as it's a high-profile game, I would advise you to keep an eye out for FAKES if you're buying off someone you don't know outside the ground.