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Offline epsomraver

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A Mr Peabody pensioner joke
« on: November 19, 2012, 06:00:11 PM »
 Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’s
store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was
 in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog..

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have
 little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
 starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t,
 because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I
 woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
 and IVs in both arms.

 I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
 one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
 complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
 mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with
 my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an
 Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

 I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
 laughing so hard. I'm now banned from TESCO’s.