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NFR I think it is time for a joke

Started by Peabody, December 23, 2012, 01:39:38 PM

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AlbanianWhite

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?





















Dr. Dre
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

CurryForMario

Glad someones trying to inject a bit of comedy in an otherwise negative atmosphere here of FOF!
He gets the ball, he scores a goal, he loves to play for Martin Jol - Dimitar Berbatov - Fulham's Number Nine!

Peabody

When have I slagged of a Fulham Player? I'll tell you, never.


Edwatch_Winston_Malone

Whay's red and invisible?















































No tomatoes....

AlbanianWhite

What has an eagle and a mole got in common?













They both live under the ground. Except for the eagle.
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

Edwatch_Winston_Malone

Quote from: AlbanianWhite on December 24, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
What has an eagle and a mole got in common?













They both live under the ground. Except for the eagle.

FYI - I have reported this joke to the moderators with a recommendation that you be banned from all further jokes....


AlbanianWhite

Quote from: Edward_Winston_Malone on December 24, 2012, 07:11:32 PM
Quote from: AlbanianWhite on December 24, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
What has an eagle and a mole got in common?


Bet you laughed!














They both live under the ground. Except for the eagle.

FYI - I have reported this joke to the moderators with a recommendation that you be banned from all further jokes....
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

AlbanianWhite

What do you call a fish with no eyes?





















A fsh.
An Albanian is for life, not just for Christmas!

Edwatch_Winston_Malone

Quote from: AlbanianWhite on December 24, 2012, 07:14:09 PM
Quote from: Edward_Winston_Malone on December 24, 2012, 07:11:32 PM
Quote from: AlbanianWhite on December 24, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
What has an eagle and a mole got in common?


Bet you laughed!














They both live under the ground. Except for the eagle.

FYI - I have reported this joke to the moderators with a recommendation that you be banned from all further jokes....

and it hurt...


Rupert

Quote from: A Humble Man on December 24, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Some people are too f*ing sensitive.  It OK to slag off players as if they were cattle but a fellow member of this Private Club.

But a fellow member of this Private Club...what?   :dft011:

Chill out, old man, they are having a bit of a pop at you, just as you had a bit of a pop at Peabody,  :kettle pot: .
Time for a  :group hug:
Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain, and most fools do.

WhiteJC

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"



The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think Chelsea fans come from?"