Not football or transfer window related - best name you have come across?

[NogoodBoyo]

Knew a nice young man years ago called Peter Winkle.
Nogood "Perry Digweed wasn't bad too, isit" Boyo

[NogoodBoyo]

In fact, you could add a few more Fulham players to the list:
John Cutbush who was half a Brazilian
Etuhu who stuck to Murphy like glue.
Geoge Best who was the...oh well, you get it.
Nogood "just for starters, isit" Boyo

[Burt]

My good wife, Mrs Burt, gawd bless her, reminded me earlier that the name of the doctor who operated on an abscess I had on my bum was a certain Dr. Butt.

True, dat.

[CorkedHat]

I went to school with Mary Christmas and Albert Hall, but I reckon American swimmer Misty Hymen takes a bit of beating :down_under:

[Forever Fulham]

I once dated a Detroit public school teacher (inner city no less) who had two fraternal twins in her class:  Cash and Christmas Money.  At first I thought she was pulling my leg, much like those fake names  Ellie Phant, Autumn Rain, Pearl Button,  I.P. Knightley, or Won Hung Lo.  But, no, she swore those were their christened names.   

[manxman]

 :kettle pot:

in the sixties/seventies there was a World Cup referee called Mustafa Camel.

Funnily enough I work in a Post Office and came across a Mustafa Camel. My mum had a client and his name was genuinely Joe King, she was convinced it was a windup and wouldn't have it until he got his passport out!

[Holders]

I had a gf in Germany. who after college got her first trainee teacher job in a rural community. Two of the schoolboys' names seem a bit amusing - one was called Knut Knodel and the other (seriously!) was called Fritz Titz.

Knodel, of course, translates as dumpling

[cebu]

I had a gf in Germany. who after college got her first trainee teacher job in a rural community. Two of the schoolboys' names seem a bit amusing - one was called Knut Knodel and the other (seriously!) was called Fritz Titz.

Knodel, of course, translates as dumpling

... and apparently he was kind of dumpling shaped!

[Holders]

Dumpling, of course, being colloquial for the items referred to in Fritz's surname. Are they known as Knoedeln in German, Mr Cebu?

[cebu]

Dumpling, of course, being colloquial for the items referred to in Fritz's surname. Are they known as Knoedeln in German, Mr Cebu?

Actually, it's Knödel ... I expect his older sister had nice dumplings!   :005:

[Holders]

Is that plural?

My machine won't do umlauts anyway.

[cebu]

Is that plural?

My machine won't do umlauts anyway.

Yes, the plural of Knödel is Knödel - annoying isn't it ... kind of like "sheep" in English.

[Holders]

Dumplingen

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

Umtiti

[cebu]

Umtiti

So that's what it is in Italian?

[ron]

The obstetrician who was involved in my daughter's birth was Mr Butcher.

[Fletchino]

When I was in the Boy Scouts one of the parents names was
Mike hunt. Best name ever
Wasn't there a German player at euro96 called kunts

[Stefano Okaka Chuka]

I was watching the Tranmere v Shrewsbury match on sky earlier on and there was a player named MAX POWER.

The Max Power Way

[ron]

King Cnut was reportedly the first British King to attempt to stop the tide coming in......... :005:

........it turns out that the journalist of the time who reported the incident had the first suspected case of dyslexia... :022:

[WhiteJC]

a friend of mine, Martin Dix, has 2 children, Joyce and John Thomas