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Offline tommy

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM »
That's plucking pheasant

Offline Holders

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2013, 06:43:32 AM »
The best threads become surreal and depart entirely from their titles. For instance, this would be a very boring thread if it had just been a celebration of our Clydebank-free-zone and of leaving almost all the other pains in the arsenal behind on the other board. Add to that, only surreal-thread cogniscenti will stumble upon it adds to the fun.


On that note (pun intended), how about some more surreal song lyrics?

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Offline Gozorich

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2013, 07:09:15 AM »
I like bowler hats.

(Just trying to be absurd)

I used to have one for my job! :wine:


Offline Lighthouse

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2013, 09:50:04 AM »
That's plucking pheasant

This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2013, 10:09:14 AM »
That's plucking pheasant

This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.

The pheasants are revolting.

Offline Burt

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 12:14:57 PM »
Maybe I should try out a deerstalker hat.


Offline A Humble Man

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Re: Moron count on this board.
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 12:26:19 PM »
I prefer fast bowlers, the female kind of course.