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Moron count on this board.

Started by win-dup, March 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM

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tommy


Holders

#21
The best threads become surreal and depart entirely from their titles. For instance, this would be a very boring thread if it had just been a celebration of our Clydebank-free-zone and of leaving almost all the other pains in the arsenal behind on the other board. Add to that, only surreal-thread cogniscenti will stumble upon it adds to the fun.


On that note (pun intended), how about some more surreal song lyrics?

Non sumus statione ferriviaria

Gozorich

Quote from: Burt on March 13, 2013, 08:54:49 PM
I like bowler hats.

(Just trying to be absurd)

I used to have one for my job! :wine:


Lighthouse

Quote from: tommy on March 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
That's plucking pheasant

This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

Rupert

Quote from: Lighthouse on March 14, 2013, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: tommy on March 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
That's plucking pheasant

This time of year they can taste a bit stringy. So the best way to soften them up is to beat them. Or throw them against a window. I was doing this in Swindon only the other day. I had found the perfect window, patio window nice and big. I began to throw the pheasant a couple of times. But when I went to collect it it had just vanished. Weird.

The pheasants are revolting.
Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain, and most fools do.

Burt

Maybe I should try out a deerstalker hat.


A Humble Man

I prefer fast bowlers, the female kind of course.
We Are Fulham, Believe.