NFR Who has the worst middle name?

[PLB]

two of my mates (they're brothers) have some real corkers, two middle names

The first brother's middle names are Robin Alexis and the other brother's middle names are Headley Frederick. Shockers....

[ron]

Despite the insulting remark Vinnie gave to my name, I like Paul. Although it was also supposed to my first name, but my Dad was called Paul although his real name was Fred. But for a reason too boring to go into, everybody called him Paul.

Come on, we won't be bored, honest.

[King_Crud]

Charles (after my Grandad), not so bad after reading some on here.

mine is also Charles, according to my mother it's a "lovely" name.

An Australian friend has the middle name Birmingham. Not sure what his parents were smoking when they thought that would be good

[jeremyfulham]

Lancelot !!!!!!!

You win hands down. Sorry. 093.gif

Not as sorry as I am Watford lol

[Lighthouse]

Despite the insulting remark Vinnie gave to my name, I like Paul. Although it was also supposed to my first name, but my Dad was called Paul although his real name was Fred. But for a reason too boring to go into, everybody called him Paul.

Come on, we won't be bored, honest.

Well a long time ago when people were actually educated but before electricity. My Dads teacher called him Paul as it was the name of a famous painter. The name stuck and so Fred was no more. Told you it was (yawn) dull and boring. I too had a name that stuck at school. But Smelly Pants Lighthouse doesn't have the same ring to it.

[AlbanianWhite]

Mines Malcolm. Wallop!

Fat Freddy's cat is Gordon....

[earlbeatty]

Mine is Seymour - I have asked my Mother on numerous occasions WHY??!! She just replies that she liked the name!!

EB

[ToodlesMcToot]

Mine's Ray.....sort of boring really

[LBNo11]

...I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that Bobby Moore had one of the worst ever middle names - his was Robert Frederick c#el$e@ Moore (sorry cannot bring myself to type the dark sides name)...

[The Doctor]

Mines Malcolm. Wallop!

Fat Freddy's cat is Gordon....

My dad's middle name is Malcolm as well.  My brother's is Bernard.  I'm grateful that with that track record I've not got a middle name!

[GloucesterWhite]

We personalise china plates for new babies, Christenings, anniversaries etc. Just had an order for a new baby whose surname was Butter and the middle name Marjorie (probably after a Grandmother). Marjorie can be shortened to Marge - Marge Butter!! That's one baby that must have been delivered by a Stork  :drums: