Fulham fans, and how they are all "Ruperts"

[Shredhead]

Maybe if we ever go in front again, we should sing,' One nil to the Ruperts', in the same amusing self-depreciating way the Cardiff sang on Saturday.

Talking of which, if it's at home, we could sing,' You must be sh*t, we're wining at home etc'.

[BishopsParkFantastic]

You shouldn't be allowed within 1,000 yards of the cottage without a tweed jacket & cravat!

With the Guardian under the arm, to read in the tedious parts of the match

[Burt]

Brother Burt did get some takeaway sushi from Tesco once before an evening match, which I found quite funny....

[Rupert]

Personally, I like the idea of us being a rather exclusive elite, so all you non-Ruperts can bally well toddle off and support that lot down the road, or go to hell, as our former chairman so aptly put it.

Though Lighthouse can stay as he occasionally amuses me.

Berserker can stay too, as she terrifies me, and I'd rather have her on my side.

[NogoodBoyo]

Top hole thread this one.
I don't care which side of the divide people straddle.  Half of me went to a third world Welsh primary school, the other half to English prep school with Stephen Fry followed by public school where I shared a study with a very boring chap who went on to become a Conservative MP.  He was framed by The Times for taking bungholios. 
I have no idea who I am supposed to be but I did well enough in class.
And Rupert always amuses me.
Nogood "confused like a Joldefefender, isit" Boyo

[Lighthouse]

Rupert - Occasionally? I amuse occasionally? By gad sir. I have a good mind to send my man around to your man to give him a sound thrashing.

Nogood -  I too went to a Preper...Preparara...Prep school where I was thrown out because I could not spell Preparatory. But the happiest times I ever spent was drinking my free milk warmed on the radiator by Miss Smith and then being beaten by Gofton Haddock our Latin Teacher.

I then failed all my exams and was sent to a school which was approved. Not sure by whom.

[Rupert]

Rupert - Occasionally? I amuse occasionally? By gad sir. I have a good mind to send my man around to your man to give him a sound thrashing.

I am afraid I have had to let my man go, the wretch wanted a pay rise, after a mere thirty years of otherwise unblemished service. I blame the current socialist government for encouraging this sort of thing.

[The Enclosurite]

Article in today's Telegraph having a dig at the posh Fulham fan stereotype.

[Two Ton Ted]

Despite their knuckle dragging past the dog track boys seems to have more than their fair share of tory politicians and the upper classes amongst their support.

Personally I've found our support more left leaning/Guardian reading/studious types than Ruperts. 

[Rupert]

Berserker, just put Two Ton Ted on top of the list, will you? Thanks.

[Neil D]

I'd rather be labelled a Rupert than a Northern knuckle-dragging oik -  the kind who takes a diary back to the shop because it's got blank pages in it.  Come to think of it, they'd never buy a book in any case.

[Vinnieffc]

I certainly resent the posh label, but can't elaborate as I need to spank the maid's bottom as she overcooked my toast and marmalade this morning. And the eggs were hard boiled.

[Vinnieffc]

Another thing.. What's that thing on the TV where the plebs watch other lower class plebs with their domestic fuddy-duddy issues ? Oh, I remember now.. Downton Abbey..