joke

[BestOfBrede]

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids,
all very successful high flyers, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their
honour.
"Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a  brain transplant
surgeon, "Sorry I'm running late.  I had an emergency at the hospital with
a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry" said the father, the important thing is that we're all
together today."
Son number two, an English Government  lawyer, arrived and announced "You
and Mum look great, Dad. I just flew in from London between cases and
didn't have time to shop for you".
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter, a marketing executive with Microsoft, arrived.
"Hello and Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry but my boss is sending me to
Indonesia  and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you
anything."
After they finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your
mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, in the early
days, we were very, very poor. Despite this, we sacrificed everything and
went without creature comforts to enable us to send each of you to
university. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other
very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and said, in unison, "You mean we're.....
b@stards?"
"Yes," said the father, "and f***ing miserable ones at that!

[FFCAli]

 :005:

[Peabody]

God one

[epsomraver]

God one

Not up to your high standard though Bill