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Even Henning Wehn Talking About Fulham

Started by Berserker, February 21, 2014, 02:10:56 PM

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Berserker

Just got the monthly newletter from one of my favourite comedians Henning Wehn, and even he has mentioned Fulham, see quote below. Mind you he does lives in Tooting so maybe he is a supporter.

"Felix Magath, as the new manager of Fulham, will teach the country all about the merits of discipline. (Except for financial restraint, seeing he usually leaves his employers teetering on the brink of economic meltdown and with a squad big enough to comfortably field three teams.)"

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Zu-Meister

maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

BishopsParkFantastic

Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....


Danitar

Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die

MasterHaynes

Quote from: Danitar on February 21, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die
One way of avoiding paying off the contracts and at the same time allowing us to claim on the insurance so we can buy a replacement. Wonder if our premiums went up when the insurance company heard we had appointed Felix?

Bassey the warrior

Quote from: Danitar on February 21, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die
Felix obviously reads this forum as he has already responded to the allegation. He said "no one has died" from his training methods. Probably just as well Adel left, he could've been the first. And what about Stockdale? He'll have to change his strict Nandos diet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26276721


Holders

Quote from: The Moose on February 21, 2014, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: Danitar on February 21, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die
Felix obviously reads this forum as he has already responded to the allegation. He said "no one has died" from his training methods. Probably just as well Adel left, he could've been the first. And what about Stockdale? He'll have to change his strict Nandos diet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26276721

I should think (and hope) that he's got much better things to do - but it would be hilarious if he did read this forum. Aufstehen wenn Sie glauben noch.
Non sumus statione ferriviaria

YankeeJim

Quote from: The Moose on February 21, 2014, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: Danitar on February 21, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die


If Berbatov hadn't left he would have committed suicide. "Run? Are you kidding? You don't make the Pope or the queen run and you expect god to run?"



Felix obviously reads this forum as he has already responded to the allegation. He said "no one has died" from his training methods. Probably just as well Adel left, he could've been the first. And what about Stockdale? He'll have to change his strict Nandos diet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26276721
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

Bassey the warrior

Quote from: YankeeJim on February 21, 2014, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Moose on February 21, 2014, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: Danitar on February 21, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: BishopsParkFantastic on February 21, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: Zu-Meister on February 21, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
maybe hes learnt regarding the big squad thing, judging by what he said yesterday: we have too many players.

I dread to think how Felix will dispose of players surplus to requirements....

He makes the players run till they die


If Berbatov hadn't left he would have committed suicide. "Run? Are you kidding? You don't make the Pope or the queen run and you expect god to run?"



Felix obviously reads this forum as he has already responded to the allegation. He said "no one has died" from his training methods. Probably just as well Adel left, he could've been the first. And what about Stockdale? He'll have to change his strict Nandos diet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26276721
Haha.