NFR Joke

[Peabody]

  I promise you that an Irishman told me this


           Over in the U.K., a very pretty young speech therapist
was getting nowhere with her "Stammerers Action Group". She had tried
every technique in the book

           without the slightest success. No-one was improving.









           Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you
can tell me, without stuttering, the name of the town where you were
born I will have wild and passionate sex with

           you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who
wants to go first?"







           The Englishman piped up.

           "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."





           "That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's
next?"





           The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out

           "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".



           "That's no better.

           There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish."



           "How about you, Paddy?"



           The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted
out

           "London."



           "Brilliant, Paddy!" said the speech therapist and
immediately set about living up to her promise.



           After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple
paused for breath and Paddy said









           "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".

























































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[Fulham1959]

You seldom fail to make me smile or, in this case, laugh out loud again, Peabody !

(though I did guess the punch line a split second before I read it)

[filham]

Another goodstory Peabody, have you a special one for 5pm tonight,we may all be in need of a good laugh

[Admin]

Very good

[HatterDon]

Love it