NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Taxman Cometh
At  the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the  executive of the hospital and said
"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there's a lot of wastage there. What do  you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any  use?"

"Good  question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the  bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh,"  replied the taxman, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a  practical answer.

However, he was now well mounted on his favourite hobby horse and ready to be critical."What about all these  plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on  a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the executive, who actually hadn't a clue, but rising to the challenge he said, "We  save that too, and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a  free bag of plaster.."

"My, my, an answer for everything!" responded the auditor, who also fancied himself a bit of a wit. "What do you do with all  the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not  waste," answered the executive. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and  send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete  p...k"

[Blanco]

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[filham]

Think I may have heard it before but it was forgotten and well worth a re-run.
Keep them coming Peabody.

[grandad]

In the hospital I worked in they also kept the foreskins but we sent them away to be made into a purse. When one rubbed the purse it turned into a suitcase.

[Holders]

A boy finds a bag of crisps on the synagogue steps, eats them then the rabbi comes out and asks "has anyone seen last year's foreskins?".