NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his 
mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this 
only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she 
started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than 
met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be 
thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother 
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose 
she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.



So he sat down and wrote



DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT 
SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT 
HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER



Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read



DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT 
YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS 
SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY 
NOW.

LOVE MUM


Lesson of the day,

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[jarv]

Nice one. I chuckled wondering where this one was going. :005:

[domprague]

Brilliant. I wondered, too, where it was going. Proper funny.

[The Bronsons]

I've read this before, and I think it was on here... but it's good all the same.