If we need to not lose against Palace to stay up...

[FPT]

And it's 1-1, with Palace countering us...

Who'll take one for the team and pitch invade so play gets stopped? Dirty tactics there.

[Rhys Lightning 63]

My sister has an air rifle I can borrow. If they break away, I'll shoot the ball so it deflates before it crosses the line

[Fulham Tup North]

My sister has an air rifle I can borrow. If they break away, I'll shoot the ball so it deflates before it crosses the line

Be careful, you might hit  Mitroglou then he will be out for next season as well.

[Rhys Lightning 63]

My sister has an air rifle I can borrow. If they break away, I'll shoot the ball so it deflates before it crosses the line

Be careful, you might hit  Mitroglou then he will be out for next season as well.

I thought he already was

[Aaron]

We should just wait until they score the second then use super accurate goal-line-technology to ascertain that not only was it not a goal, but it's a corner to us at the other end of the pitch.

[Bronaldinho]

Yes, everyone has to bundle on the goal line if they break away.

[Burt]

This is the match where Mitroglu starts to earn his legend status by scoring a rapid-fire hattrick in the last 5 minutes of the match.

You heard it here first.

[ross_bamping]

Blimey, we've got 3 games till then. Focus on Spurs today, and then we move on game by game.

[fulhamben]

We will be down by pa!ace sadly

[Wingnut]

Yes, everyone has to bundle on the goal line if they break away.

I agree, a human wall.