NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Wanda's dishwasher was playing up, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work, she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the mat, leave your invoice on the table and I will post you a cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you"

"But whatever you, do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the man arrived the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the man doing his work.

The parrot however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant swearing and name calling.

Finally, the repairman could'nt contain himself any longer and yelled,

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID, a UGLY BIRD!"

To which the parrot replied,

"GET HIM SPIKE!"

[Logicalman]

Thanks Mr. P, good laugh to start the day, my hat off to you Sir.

[Macedo]

Brill...

[David Allen Crankshaw]

A really great joke.

[HatterDon]

I'm at the end of my day, and I still laughed by backside off. Thanks AGAIN!