NFR Joke

[Peabody]

 :kettle pot:



A  male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an  oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse  appears and gives him a partial sponge  bath
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are  my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse  replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your  upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again,  "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles  black?


Concerned that he might elevate his blood  pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles,  she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his  testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely  and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look  fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask,  smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.  That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my  - test - results -  back?"

[ScalleysDad]

kerching!

[MisfitKid]

Very good.   :Haynes The Maestro:

[love4ffc]

Ha ha Mr. P.  Funny as always.