Dannyboi's mystic predictions for next season- guaranteed to happen!

[dannyboi-ffc]

I shall follow your professional and valued advice, and have put my entire collection of The Chuckle Brothers episodes down the pawnbrokers or is it pornbrokers. Anyway the only changes I would make, is I don't think Burnley will come back down, and Manchester United will not make the top four, I can't wait to collect my winnings, and the Chuckle Brothers.  

Like I said roughly 6 will be right so I hope you picked the right ones. Must admit though, a very risky game when the chuckle brothers are involved. Lets hope it comes off!

[dannyboi-ffc]

Starting to sweat over number 9 now. Since then we've lost stocko and dejagah and bought bodurov. Long way to go but I reckon stek's a goner. Mitroglou too and at least one loan for someone, maybe cole. Ins obviously I'd like to think a keeper, a midfielder and then maybe a couple of loans right at the last minute.

Too early to assess my other correct predictions at the minute.....

Theres stil time to lay all your savings on them! Guarenteed to be right every time except on a monday, sometimes tuesday, I guess wednesday isnt a good day for me, thursdays iffy, fridays ok if its not the 13th, saturday you should of already done it by then and sunday...... well........ most bets will be off probably after ipswich.

Good luck my fof brothers and sisters. Love from DB

[AlexH]

Interesting, bold predictions.

I agree with you on Stafylidis but I think it'll be David who runs him close.

Southampton won't go down, I have a feeling Tadic is going to be the man for them and I think he'll get more assists and goals than Lallana.

Liverpool not City will miss out, not convinced by their signings and they've lost Suarez.

We won't go unbeaten at home or win our first five BUT I do think we'll go up automatically.

[dannyboi-ffc]

Interesting, bold predictions.

I agree with you on Stafylidis but I think it'll be David who runs him close.

Southampton won't go down, I have a feeling Tadic is going to be the man for them and I think he'll get more assists and goals than Lallana.

Liverpool not City will miss out, not convinced by their signings and they've lost Suarez.

We won't go unbeaten at home or win our first five BUT I do think we'll go up automatically.

You might be right with your predictions, I doubt it because dannyboi doesn't get these things wrong EVER!!!!!!! I keep saying it, 5 or 6 will be right. If I pull this off and get 10 out of 10, does that class me as a genius? Equally if I fail miserably and dont get even close with any, does that make me a w#nker???

[Artful Dodger]

Good evening and welcome to dannyboi's mystic predictions. Please note that I am not blowing on my own trumpet but I am pretty successful when it comes to predicting all things footie. I dont bet big so I dont make a living out of it but I win more than I lose anyway. Obviously I wont get all of my predictions right (im not a psychic), but ill give it a go and hopefully many of you will take my theories and win money for the following season.

1) Scott parker will come very close to winning player of the year for fulham but will be pipped by our new greek left back. Parker will suprise many of you next year but the greek will be a revelation after the crap we have had a lb lately. You wont win money here but im just getting warmed up.

2) Fulham are going to win the league with wigan 2nd. Im not getting a reading for the playoff winner just yet.

3) Fulham are going to make the semi finals of one of the cups but fall just short. If its the fa cup that would mean a trip to wembley.

4) Felix is going to last the full season with the blackpool manager being the first to be sacked.

5) Fulham will win all of their first 5 games.

6) Wba, Burnley and A toss up between southampton/villa will be relegated.

7) Top 4 of prem will be Chelsea, man utd, Arsenal, liverpool in that order. Man city to suprise everyone and miss out.

8) Mcormack will be the championships top scorer.

9) We will sign 5 more players and lose at least 5 more

10) Fulham will go unbeaten at home all year including cups.

No need to thank me when you are rolling in it with your winnings, but a small contribution for my troubles would be lovely.

Look out during the season for my accumaltor tips but for now this is dannyboi telling you to enjoy the football and pretty much ignore my tips. I just guessed most of it

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[zschwartz]

no. but it was very nice to read. it did make me feel very good.

i think the team is a bit too lightweight. a few injuries will see us scrambling, plenty of players played out of position, magath underestimating the grueling nature of the campaign, etc... And I was pretty damn confident we would avoid the drop.

I would say top ten would be a positive result. I both think very little of the teams involved and simultaneously fear them due to the nature of the conflict. In a one-off match with any of them and I think fulham come out ahead... 46 games later I have my doubts.

Nice to read though, thank you.

[Jamie88]

Just thought I'd bring this thread up again for amusement, so sorry Danny!  :005:

[davew]

Dannyboi, whatever you are on, give some to KS!

[glenhodgso]

2) Fulham are going to win the league with wigan 2nd. Im not getting a reading for the playoff winner just yet.

Looks like you might be a season too early with this prediction - 2015/16 maybe - oh, and yes, League One....

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[nose]

i assume the league we are going to win is league one, because none of what you say will ever happen in the championship until we get a new board of directors.

[dannyboi-ffc]

hahahaha what a plonker as Delboy would say.

In my defence I think I got number 9 right, the Fulham wigan one is quite scary. Thank God for blackpool otherwise it could be a one two with the league upside down