Ronaldo won't be signing in the January window

[SP]

Two slightly intoxicated Cottagers were unsuccessful in their attempt to sign CR7 this afternoon.  Despite the attraction of playing alongside Jamie O'Hara & Ben Pringle he has decided to stay at Madrid.

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[Blanco]

You'd think that the prospect of fighting for promotion in the Championship would be more appealing than winning the Champions League and La Liga! Must get boring surely!