The Fabulous Kit Boys

[Funky Fulham Dave]

Lumping a pony on the fabulous Kit-boys for a two-niller over the Boro.

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[Blanco]

Good luck. Middlesbrough have only conceded 2 goals at home this season and both were from two different games. They have only conceded 2 goals in a game once this season and that was away against a good Reading side. Let's hope McCormack has his shooting boots on.

[Blanco]

They have also scored in 77% of their 13 games this season with only 3 games not scoring and scored at least 2 goals in 5/6 and 3 goals in 4/6 of their home games. We have conceded in 77% of our games which is 10/13. The three games we didnt concede were against a League 2 and Leage 1 side. The other in a derby against a poor QPR. Fulham are seriously stacked against the odds in this game and it would be an unbelievable shock if Fulham came out with a result. I'm sticking to my previous prediction of 3-1 to Boro.

[Wimbledon_White]

Lies, damned lies and statistics.

A fool and his money.

[Funky Fulham Dave]

Kit Boys we are here, hold lengthy conversations with your women folk and quaff your delicious fruity beer.

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[Holders]

What have you been smoking?

[love4ffc]

The lad believes and its nice for a change to have someone like this.  Go on then enjoy whatever it is your smoking and make others smile. 
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[Funky Fulham Dave]

Thank you soooooooooo very much for your interest. We'll get back to you.

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[Funky Fulham Dave]

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Come on let's have a right old Cockney knees-up and sing-a-long. Here we go. Everyone join in.

"Kit-Boys we are here, woe-ah, woe-ah, Kit-Boys we are here, woe-ah, woe-ah, hold lengthy conversations with your women folk and quaff your delicious fruity beer." (repeat).

There that made you all feel good, yea?

P&L xxxx
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[Burt]

Keep it up my friend, keep it up  :wine:

[dannyboi-ffc]

It's like that advert on the radio. I can't remember what it's for but the moral of the story is "don't do a Dave!"

My Dad and Father in law are both called Dave and David is my middle name so no offence is meant. But it's a little deserved in this case lol. I'm normally very optimistic about Fulham before a game and then I'm left disappointed most of the time. Looks like I'm beaten though, this was the first time I've ever predicted us to lose in the tipping league so you're definitely the optimist of the century.

Let's hope you're right! Go on Dave my son!!!!  082.gif

[Burt]

"Don't do a Dave" for your viewing pleasure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GkFB9PMENo

[Funky Fulham Dave]

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When the precept is "no offence meant" you know what's coming. Anyway that's okay Dannboi no offence taken. Cheers, hic. It's my round, so it's two Guinness, a Pride: wanna drink Dannboi? Hic.


By the way we David's have the ultimate role model in the form of that poor little shepherd boy who took on and beat the great big ugly hairy Philistine bully (WM?) with just a single sling shot.  Back of the net.

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[dannyboi-ffc]

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When the precept is "no offence meant" you know what's coming. Anyway that's okay Dannboi no offence taken. Cheers, hic. It's my round, so it's two Guinness, a Pride: wanna drink Dannboi? Hic.


By the way we David's have the ultimate role model in the form of that poor little shepherd boy who took on and beat the great big ugly hairy Philistine bully (WM?) with just a single sling shot.  Back of the net.

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Lol! "No offence" is my way of a bit of insurance. I was saying don't do a Dave regardless of your feelings but that little cushion makes me look good and stops the victim from whining about it.....whoops did I say that out loud  :dft011:

I'll take you up on that drink if you come to the fof meet up. Would be great to meet ya. You can never have enough Dave's in your life!  :Haynes The Maestro: 078.gif

[Woolly Mammoth]

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When the precept is "no offence meant" you know what's coming. Anyway that's okay Dannboi no offence taken. Cheers, hic. It's my round, so it's two Guinness, a Pride: wanna drink Dannboi? Hic.


By the way we David's have the ultimate role model in the form of that poor little shepherd boy who took on and beat the great big ugly hairy Philistine bully (WM?) with just a single sling shot.  Back of the net.

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But.... But.... But.... My names David as well !

[Carborundum]

I'm not called David.  But I do recognise comedy gold when I see it.  Please keep the funky words of wisdom coming!