Same old thing only it can't get much worse can it ??

[tjl]

On the rock we have one more Saturday to avoid our all time record for defeats on the cricket pitch, we are one win nine defeats and one match to play we need a win or draw to better our worse season, i am thinking of digging up the wicket Friday night as a protest but as it's synthetic i will need a blow torch. The football team are not doing any better having been beat 11-1 last week i much preferred it when my knee was bad and i couldn't get to the games so now all we need is some players (football & cricket) and a new knee thats on order.

[HatterDon]

and now FC has run off with the French coast. It's not a good time for you, is it?

[tjl]

Yes i wish he would stop doing that, it's very disconcerting i have to keep my knee mobile, so i take my dog for a short walk three or four times a day down the field to the cliff top and back round trip 250 yards and mid morning France is there, lunch time gone,  back for afternoon tea, it's a slippery country but i am awaiting a book that's on order called " 1000 years of annoying the french" might be some good ideas still usable. We did lose our last cricket match of the season so it's our worse year ever only one win in 11 games.

[FatFreddysCat]

Arrange a game against Pakistan.

[tjl]

They won't come there no place to put a bet on.

[finnster01]

They won't come there no place to put a bet on.

I am sure they could have a chat with your 3-1 bartender and make some no-ball arrangements...  :dft012: