The Official FOF Silly Season Summer Transfer Thread 2017-18

[aaronmcguigan]

Check out @knowledge_agent

More of the same type , all Fulham centred. I think It's trying to be funny but maybe too hard

Best twitter account is @OptaFulhamJoke. (Think it's by @slavisasmate)

It's hilarious and ideal if you want a bit of humour

78- Ryan Sessegnon was just 78 days old when he nutmegged someone for the first time. Promise.

3- Number of times a game on average Scott Malone will get mugged off in the PL next season. Eriksen.

6.5- In theory, 6 and a half Neeskens Kebanos occupy the same amount of space as 1 Marceló Djalo. Grande.

[Woolly Mammoth]

If Fulham can get this Rolan deal over the line, it could kick start a domino effect whereupon other players who have been targeted, will see that Fulham are showing real intent, it could be just the breakthrough we need.

[MrD1879]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

He's only got about 9 pics on there and can't see any cannabis think it's a wind up

[love4ffc]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

He's only got about 9 pics on there and can't see any cannabis think it's a wind up

He may have removed said offensive photos. 

[Tabby]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

He's only got about 9 pics on there and can't see any cannabis think it's a wind up

He may have removed said offensive photos.

Another of this guys tweets.

"Fulham gaffer alleged to have called Kline and Khan "statistician c***s" and threw a calculator at Khan's head."

It is clearly a parody account.

[TXWhite]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

He's only got about 9 pics on there and can't see any cannabis think it's a wind up

He may have removed said offensive photos.

Another of this guys tweets.

"Fulham gaffer alleged to have called Kline and Khan "statistician c***s" and threw a calculator at Khan's head."

It is clearly a parody account.

Must admit I laughed when I saw that on Twitter the other day

[Nero]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

He's only got about 9 pics on there and can't see any cannabis think it's a wind up

He may have removed said offensive photos.

Another of this guys tweets.

"Fulham gaffer alleged to have called Kline and Khan "statistician c***s" and threw a calculator at Khan's head."

It is clearly a parody account.

Must admit I laughed when I saw that on Twitter the other day

and thays probably where the sun got there slavs says back me or sack me story

[cmg]

Tony‏ @Overmind_AGENT  1h1 hour ago
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Fulham are debating whether or not to go ahead with the signing of Diego Rolan due to photos on his instagram of cannabis use. #FFC

Good news.
At 5ft 9in it was thought he might be insufficiently high for the rigours of the Championship. This probably ticks the last box.

[St Eve]

If Fulham can get this Rolan deal over the line, it could kick start a domino effect whereupon other players who have been targeted, will see that Fulham are showing real intent, it could be just the breakthrough we need.

Agreed. It will also kick start the cricism about his weight, speed , height, lack of goals, no Engish experience, language barrier, inconsistency, attitude, hair style, cost, salary and of course the fact that he doesn't even know what a pork pie is

[Wearethewhites]

My worry, is that Leeds are really doing the business this summer, and easily. I know buying lots of players means nothing, but, they seem to have the pulling power under this new coach, and, are adding good, quality additions. Add those to the likes of Woods, Pontus etc, and they're going to be a bloody good outfit. Going by social media, they have another 3 on their way within 48 hours.

Us, on the other hand, are struggling to get Rolan over the line and can't even agree a fee with Chelsea for Kalas.

[Woolly Mammoth]

If Fulham can get this Rolan deal over the line, it could kick start a domino effect whereupon other players who have been targeted, will see that Fulham are showing real intent, it could be just the breakthrough we need.

Agreed. It will also kick start the cricism about his weight, speed , height, lack of goals, no Engish experience, language barrier, inconsistency, attitude, hair style, cost, salary and of course the fact that he doesn't even know what a pork pie is

That does it, if he doesn't know what a pork pie is, he is no use to us.

[Barrett487]

If Fulham can get this Rolan deal over the line, it could kick start a domino effect whereupon other players who have been targeted, will see that Fulham are showing real intent, it could be just the breakthrough we need.

Agreed. It will also kick start the cricism about his weight, speed , height, lack of goals, no Engish experience, language barrier, inconsistency, attitude, hair style, cost, salary and of course the fact that he doesn't even know what a pork pie is

That does it, if he doesn't know what a pork pie is, he is no use to us.

Pork Pie? Surely it's a hat?

[Woolly Mammoth]

If Fulham can get this Rolan deal over the line, it could kick start a domino effect whereupon other players who have been targeted, will see that Fulham are showing real intent, it could be just the breakthrough we need.

Agreed. It will also kick start the cricism about his weight, speed , height, lack of goals, no Engish experience, language barrier, inconsistency, attitude, hair style, cost, salary and of course the fact that he doesn't even know what a pork pie is

That does it, if he doesn't know what a pork pie is, he is no use to us.

Pork Pie? Surely it's a hat?

That is correct, and every player should wear one.

[Woolly Mammoth]

All this speculation and burning the midnight oil is just causing us all to go round in circles and different opinions clashing as though the end of the world was nigh.
Yes of course I understand how frustrating it is, but apart from one or two people, we cannot hide in the bushes at Motspur Park 24/7.
Movement through the incoming door is imminent, but who will it be, and how many reinforcements will we have compared to the amount of players who have left or who are leaving.
Anyway in four weeks time we should have a better idea.
I have decided to wait, as there could be some pleasant surprises. Even though at the moment, the indications are that all staff at the club are on holiday on the Chairmans Yacht.
If by the end of the window, and I can imagine it stretching that far, we come up short of the players we feel we need, and by the end of the window we have had some results on the field of play.
Then if you feel like it, give the club and/ or individuals dogs abuse.
However, with about 4 weeks to Ko and 7 weeks to the closure of the window, I reckon quite a bit of business will be completed by the end of this month, if advanced negotiations are completed satisfactory.
So please relax.

[fulhamfan]

have faith

[rusty shackleford]

I love an early morning twitter search for "Fulham" to see who we are linked with, only to be met with "Marylouise Fulham" posting a bunch of disgusting photos.

[cmg]

I love an early morning twitter search for "Fulham" to see who we are linked with, only to be met with "Marylouise Fulham" posting a bunch of disgusting photos.

Well now, we do live in a non-gender specific world. And many of our past signings have been pretty disgusting.

[twang]

I love an early morning twitter search for "Fulham" to see who we are linked with, only to be met with "Marylouise Fulham" posting a bunch of disgusting photos.

Haha I feel your pain. A tip for you: Make an advance search containing the word "Fulham" and not containing the word "Marylouise".

[rusty shackleford]

I love an early morning twitter search for "Fulham" to see who we are linked with, only to be met with "Marylouise Fulham" posting a bunch of disgusting photos.

Haha I feel your pain. A tip for you: Make an advance search containing the word "Fulham" and not containing the word "Marylouise".

Lifesaver!

[cmg]

I love an early morning twitter search for "Fulham" to see who we are linked with, only to be met with "Marylouise Fulham" posting a bunch of disgusting photos.

Haha I feel your pain. A tip for you: Make an advance search containing the word "Fulham" and not containing the word "Marylouise".

But don't forget to bookmark the 'Marylouise' site......oh, OK, you've done that already.