John Terry

[kiwian]

BBC yesterday

[Max Headroom]

Terry, whether you love him or hate him is a good defender, but given the way Fulham play, and his age, I'd want a quicker defender.

And it just wouldn't feel right if he came here. I'd rather have Kalas.

[toshes mate]

Just thought you'd be pleased he wasn't coming here!

Never a chance, thank goodness.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Rumour has it, and it's only a rumour of course with no foundation, and this rumour is of course third party and hearsay.
But I appears that after careful research and the gathering of information by my expert Intelligence Unit.
That John Terry could have exceeded the maximum 28 years old limit for incoming players.
Therefore, on that basis, we may have ruled ourselves out of signing this Genitalman.
We will just have to move on and put this setback to one side, and try and forget about it.
It may not be easy for some of you, but counciling is available, and of course as a last resort, there is always The Samaritans.

[Logicalman]

Off to Villa.

Where did you  see this? not reported anywhere I can see

Smoke yes, perhaps fire to go with it?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/28/chelsea-legend-john-terry-expected-to-seal-aston-villa-transfer-this-weekend-6739784/

Even Brum gets in the mix:
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11677/10929662/john-terry-offered-one-year-contract-by-aston-villa-and-birmingham

[epsomraver]

BBC yesterday

It says that he will make a decision at the weekend, nothing about going to Villa?

[HatterDon]

Terry, whether you love him or hate him is a good defender, but given the way Fulham play, and his age, I'd want a quicker defender.

And it just wouldn't feel right if he came here. I'd rather have Kalas.

I'd rather have a case of mechanized dandruff.