5 is my lucky number

[nose]

I wanted to give advance warning. I am approaching my 5,555 post and am planning a non football state of the nation address to this MB.

We are all fulham fans, who else should I tell?

if i sail pass the landmark without such a discourse I will never forgive myself.

[Woolly Mammoth]

Your celebration of you reaching this particular milestone, may have to be delayed, as I have demanded a recount.

[filham]

Consider making the following predictions on post 5555


5 Fulham goals in the first 55 minutes against Reading

55 points in the bag for Fulham by the end of the year

5 goals in the next 5 games for Kamara

Fulham to score from 5 out of their next 5 penalties

a couple of 5 star players signed 5 days before the end of the window.

Failure to get one prediction right to result in a ban from this board while you re arrange your lucky number to 6 so that you can try again after 1,111 more posts. Further failure and you would then have to join the masses with a lucky number of 7.

[nose]

Consider making the following predictions on post 5555


5 Fulham goals in the first 55 minutes against Reading

55 points in the bag for Fulham by the end of the year

5 goals in the next 5 games for Kamara

Fulham to score from 5 out of their next 5 penalties

a couple of 5 star players signed 5 days before the end of the window.

Failure to get one prediction right to result in a ban from this board while you re arrange your lucky number to 6 so that you can try again after 1,111 more posts. Further failure and you would then have to join the masses with a lucky number of 7.

do behave I clearly stated a non football related theme, oh wait a minute, none of your suggestions are football related they are far more ethereal than that.... i take it back, i will consider


just a minute, i note you just passes the fabled 5,555, you sire are to be lawded.

[love4ffc]

Warning duly noted   :dft012:  We look forward to your 5555 with bated anticipation  :003:

[Woolly Mammoth]

What is it about five that makes it your lucky number ?

Is it 5 aside football. 
The 5 Rings in the Olympic Flag.
The 5 Oceans of the World.
The 5 Toes of the Foot.
The 5 Pebbles that assisted in helping David slay Goliath.
Is it Because you enjoy giving a high 5.
Or do you like the Roman Numeral V. 
Or is it the 5 Chinese elements, Gold, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth.
5 is the normal number of gears with manual transmission on an automobile.
There are 5 Senses.   Sight,  hearing, taste, smell, touch.

[nose]

What is it about five that makes it your lucky number ?
Is it 5 aside football. 
The 5 Rings in the Olympic Flag.
The 5 Oceons of the World.
The 5 Toes of the Foot.
The 5 Pebbles that assisted in helping David slay Goliath.
Is it Because you enjoy giving a high 5.
Or do you like the Roman Numeral V. 
Or is it the 5 Chinese elements, Gold, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth.
5 is the normal number of gears with manual transmission on an automobile.

none of that
it is
the five great truths of nosedom
these are secret truths only known to a sacred few, i am one such few. they are great insights into the universe and its secrets... i cannot reveal how i know these things, i just know
if there is to be a recount i need the result soon

[Woolly Mammoth]

What is it about five that makes it your lucky number ?
Is it 5 aside football. 
The 5 Rings in the Olympic Flag.
The 5 Oceons of the World.
The 5 Toes of the Foot.
The 5 Pebbles that assisted in helping David slay Goliath.
Is it Because you enjoy giving a high 5.
Or do you like the Roman Numeral V. 
Or is it the 5 Chinese elements, Gold, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth.
5 is the normal number of gears with manual transmission on an automobile.

none of that
it is
the five great truths of nosedom
these are secret truths only known to a sacred few, i am one such few. they are great insights into the universe and its secrets... i cannot reveal how i know these things, i just know
if there is to be a recount i need the result soon

After several recounts, photographs and independent witnesses, it amounts to 666