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Started by FatFreddysCat, September 22, 2010, 05:34:31 PM

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finnster01

Quote from: epsomraver on September 23, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
The main reason I moved to this board is that it is for Fulham fans by Fulham fans and nearly every one on here if there is a cross word politely discusses their problem and sorts it out without resorting to idle threats etc, Finny thought I called him a racist at one time although all I did was repeat a post from the offal, instead of lots of verbal he questioned what it was about, got an explanation he was happy with and we all move on as adults should, vive la différence
Amen to that Mr Epsom.  :045:
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

epsomraver

Quote from: Terry Tibbs on September 23, 2010, 03:35:50 PM

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Quote from: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: TonyGilroy on September 22, 2010, 07:00:51 PM

No £50 note but the people who need to be banned are those who abuse other posters and ignore the house rules (whatever they are).

I can't say that there are any regulars who fit that description for me but the mods need to be willing and ready to ban those who deserve it.

Not keen on no 18 :005:

Hell yes, let's have some 'House Rules'. I like rules. Here are my guiding, fundamental principles that are core to everything I believe in - if you don't like them I can change them! :59:

1) No bad or sexually explicit language. No racism.
2) No personal attacks, threats or bullying.
3) No politics or religion.
4) Don't drink and post.
5) Think before you post.
6) If something you do repeatedly annoys people, please try and moderate or alter your behaviour.
7) Nothing abusive, defamatory, insulting or hateful.
8) No stalking or harrassment.
9) No advertising - without prior consent of the Mods.
10) No illegal activity or discussion of same.
11) Have an avatar on you at all times.
12) Respect people's privacy and private information.
13) Be polite, respectful and good natured – especially when we lose.
14) NFR – Not Fulham Related topics should be deployed sparingly.
15) No explicit nudity.
16) No WUM's, Trolls or Sock Puppets please.
17) No multiple accounts
18) No dating or flirting.
19) Be sensitive. Consider the feelings of your fellow posters.
20)  Do not correct other posters spelling or grammar.
21) Keep sarcastic comments to a minimum.

So how did you score?

18-21 – Take a seat Jesus, we always knew you were a Fulham fan.

14-17 -  You brown nosing, elitist little snob. Your Mod forms are in the post.

10-13 – You clearly have no morals and are probably Swedish.

7-9 – You stand for everything that's wrong with this country.

4-7 – You are so hopelessly depraved it's a wonder you can see to post.

0-3 – Your membership of the Fat Freddy's Cat fan club has been accepted.


White Noise

Quote from: epsomraver on September 23, 2010, 03:44:41 PM


Not keen on no 18 :005:

Hell yes, let's have some 'House Rules'. I like rules. Here are my guiding, fundamental principles that are core to everything I believe in - if you don't like them I can change them! :59:

1) No bad or sexually explicit language. No racism.
2) No personal attacks, threats or bullying.
3) No politics or religion.
4) Don't drink and post.
5) Think before you post.
6) If something you do repeatedly annoys people, please try and moderate or alter your behaviour.
7) Nothing abusive, defamatory, insulting or hateful.
8) No stalking or harrassment.
9) No advertising - without prior consent of the Mods.
10) No illegal activity or discussion of same.
11) Have an avatar on you at all times.
12) Respect people's privacy and private information.
13) Be polite, respectful and good natured – especially when we lose.
14) NFR – Not Fulham Related topics should be deployed sparingly.
15) No explicit nudity.
16) No WUM's, Trolls or Sock Puppets please.
17) No multiple accounts
18) No dating or flirting.
19) Be sensitive. Consider the feelings of your fellow posters.
20)  Do not correct other posters spelling or grammar.
21) Keep sarcastic comments to a minimum.

So how did you score?

18-21 – Take a seat Jesus, we always knew you were a Fulham fan.

14-17 -  You brown nosing, elitist little snob. Your Mod forms are in the post.

10-13 – You clearly have no morals and are probably Swedish.

7-9 – You stand for everything that's wrong with this country.

4-7 – You are so hopelessly depraved it's a wonder you can see to post.

0-3 – Your membership of the Fat Freddy's Cat fan club has been accepted.

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As long as you and Finnster are discrete Epsom, I am sure we can turn a blind eye!!


aFFCn_Fan

I'm not keen on drinking and posting rule either. C'mon, vive le alcohoool :beer:
@hincharoo

Terry Tibbs

Shame, because I've already got a slogan: "Don't post when p1ssed"

Quote from: aFFCn_Fan on September 23, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
I'm not keen on drinking and posting rule either. C'mon, vive le alcohoool :beer:

Jimpav

Good shout White Noise and a very funny one at that.

It has been getting a bit scratchy on here recently and can only put that down to bit of anxiety over Roy leaving, Jolgate and now the injury crisis.

Throw in a few new posters into the mix and there are going to be misunderstandings and conflicts of opinion.

I'm going to put my hand up and sorry to Twingtwang for calling you a WUM the other day. Perhaps this was harsh and if you are a genuine fan then I'm sorry.

This is an excellent messageboard because we have an unwritten set of values and lenient moderators.


HatterDon

so IMPLICIT nudity is okay. That's a relief.



So how can you people know whether I'm clothed or not when I'm posting?
"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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White Noise

Quote from: HatterDon on September 23, 2010, 04:19:17 PM
so IMPLICIT nudity is okay. That's a relief.



So how can you people know whether I'm clothed or not when I'm posting?

I think we have a pretty clear idea of what you look like 24 hours a day Don -


tingtawng

#28
why doesnt Fat freddy ban himself .or go easy on the lager
i never abuse any other posters and if they dont like my posts dont read them .
my posts are usually usefull ,such as the havent won away for 13 months post.

now i could expect some usefull feedback on why the team have trouble winning away instead of abuse .
maybe there is some reason which can be calculated on why they cant win away .
different teams arrive at different times before the game ,some stay in hotels so they arent jaded before the game starts .
man U arrived an hour before kickoff whereas Wolves arrived about 4 hours before kickoff after staying in a London Hotel.
maybe the manager is missing something which can be turned around .how about hypnosis  :011:

BTW i 'd like to thank the MODs for cutting me some slack on here .
a forum with daft unreasonable posts gets boring so how about a reality check from me ?
i speak the truth ...............
IN SVEN VE TVUST


finnster01

Quote from: tingtawng on September 23, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
why doesnt Fat freddy ban himself .or go easy on the lager
i never abuse any other posters and if they dont like my posts dont read them .
my posts are usually usefull ,such as the havent won away for 13 months post.

now i could expect some usefull feedback on why the team have trouble winning away instead of abuse .
maybe there is some reason which can be calculated on why they cant win away .
different teams arrive at different times before the game ,some stay in hotels so they arent jaded before the game starts .
man U arrived an hour before kickoff whereas Wolves arrived about 4 hours before kickoff after staying in a London Hotel.
maybe the manager is missing something which can be turned around .how about hypnosis  :011:

Very good point. Besides the massive time difference between the north and London and the enormous time necessary to acclimatise, as I recall it Wolves lost and Man Utd got a single point.

So according to that calculation Fulham should change on the bus, arrive just at kickoff, and 3 points are in the bag. No hypnosis necessary.

Maybe you should try a lager once in a while? 

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

Rambling_Syd_Rumpo

Quote from: tingtawng on September 23, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
why doesnt Fat freddy ban himself .or go easy on the lager
i never abuse any other posters and if they dont like my posts dont read them .
my posts are usually usefull ,such as the havent won away for 13 months post.

now i could expect some usefull feedback on why the team have trouble winning away instead of abuse .
maybe there is some reason which can be calculated on why they cant win away .
different teams arrive at different times before the game ,some stay in hotels so they arent jaded before the game starts .
man U arrived an hour before kickoff whereas Wolves arrived about 4 hours before kickoff after staying in a London Hotel.
maybe the manager is missing something which can be turned around .how about hypnosis  :011:

BTW i 'd like to thank the MODs for cutting me some slack on here .
a forum with daft unreasonable posts gets boring so how about a reality check from me ?
i speak the truth ...............
your so full of yourself it's embarrassing,this board does not need you,it worked before you,it will work after you,I don't know why  or what gives you the right to see yourself as some sort of quality controller for the site, your ego knows no bounds,pity your such a joke who has no love or knowledge of the football team in the name of this site.................................................

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: TonyGilroy on September 22, 2010, 07:00:51 PM

No £50 note but the people who need to be banned are those who abuse other posters and ignore the house rules (whatever they are).

I can't say that there are any regulars who fit that description for me but the mods need to be willing and ready to ban those who deserve it.

Hell yes, let's have some 'House Rules'. I like rules. Here are my guiding, fundamental principles that are core to everything I believe in - if you don't like them I can change them! :59:

1) No bad or sexually explicit language. No racism.
2) No personal attacks, threats or bullying.
3) No politics or religion.
4) Don't drink and post.
5) Think before you post.
6) If something you do repeatedly annoys people, please try and moderate or alter your behaviour.
7) Nothing abusive, defamatory, insulting or hateful.
8) No stalking or harrassment.
9) No advertising - without prior consent of the Mods.
10) No illegal activity or discussion of same.
11) Have an avatar on you at all times.
12) Respect people's privacy and private information.
13) Be polite, respectful and good natured – especially when we lose.
14) NFR – Not Fulham Related topics should be deployed sparingly.
15) No explicit nudity.
16) No WUM's, Trolls or Sock Puppets please.
17) No multiple accounts
18) No dating or flirting.
19) Be sensitive. Consider the feelings of your fellow posters.
20)  Do not correct other posters spelling or grammar.
21) Keep sarcastic comments to a minimum.

So how did you score?

18-21 – Take a seat Jesus, we always knew you were a Fulham fan.

14-17 -  You brown nosing, elitist little snob. Your Mod forms are in the post.

10-13 – You clearly have no morals and are probably Swedish.

7-9 – You stand for everything that's wrong with this country.

4-7 – You are so hopelessly depraved it's a wonder you can see to post.

0-3 – Your membership of the Fat Freddy's Cat fan club has been accepted.

I'm amazed i got as many as three to be honest.


TheDaddy

Fred im a lightweight only one, no 15 was told off by mod Ska for showing a rather artistic photo of madonna when she was a struggling singer showing off her very first beaver coat.
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "

finnster01

Quote from: TheDaddy on September 23, 2010, 08:44:24 PM
Fred im a lightweight only one, no 15 was told off by mod Ska for showing a rather artistic photo of madonna when she was a struggling singer showing off her very first beaver coat.
Mr Daddy,

That must be referring to the Van Klomp painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies... :dft012:  :045:

If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

TheDaddy

Quote from: finnster01 on September 23, 2010, 09:01:19 PM
Quote from: TheDaddy on September 23, 2010, 08:44:24 PM
Fred im a lightweight only one, no 15 was told off by mod Ska for showing a rather artistic photo of madonna when she was a struggling singer showing off her very first beaver coat.
Mr Daddy,

That must be referring to the Van Klomp painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies... :dft012:  :045:


Sorry Finny on a personal level i have to give you a  :red: i've just spent the last few minutes trying to explain why i have an amusing smile on my face. The misses saved me bless her but if i could i would PM you the picture but haven't the bottle as the misses mum and dad are down and very straight laced.Thanks for the laugh mate.
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "