Stoke City Caption Competition

[White Noise]

[WhiteJC]

"look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes"

[White Noise]

Yeah, thats right, I've gnawed my right arm off watching you fluff chance after chance. I don't care if the game finished an hour ago, get out there and show me you can put it in the back of the net.

[Terry Tibbs]

"You cheeky git.  Yes I played professionally; and I would have buried that chance in the 2nd half"

[White Noise]

Yeah its a black Merc, registration 'Pulis 01', just parked over the back there. So what are you going to do?

Er, so its a turd on the bonnet, piss in the gas tank and if I see the driver give him a couple of digs?

Good lad. Do all that and I'll start you against Everton.

[Terry Tibbs]

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Yeah its a black Merc, registration 'Pulis 01', just parked over the back there. So what are you going to do?

Er, so its a turd on the bonnet, piss in the gas tank and if I see the driver give him a couple of digs?

Good lad. Do all that and I'll start you against Everton.

[mrska]

It's my way or the highway son!!

[White Noise]

Wilkinson said you can't pass, you can't shoot, you can't defend and you can't rap. You know what to do.

Mongo understand.

[Lighthouse]

Swart watched as Hughes and Demps discussed tactics. Then realised why he kept dropping crosses. His long range vision was blurred.