NFR Joke

[Peabody]

> An
> English father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter
> addressed to "Mummy and Daddy" on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens
> it and
> reads:
>   
>
> 
> Dearest Mummy
> & Daddy,
>
> 
> It is with
> great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my
> new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice - especially
> with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and  his big American
> motorcycle.
>
> 
> But it's
> not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy
> in his caravan in the bush. He wants to have many more children with
> me and that's one of my dreams, too. I've  learned that marijuana does
> not hurt anyone and we'll be growing it only for us and Ahmed's
> friends.
> They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we
> could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find a
> cure for AIDS so Ahmed  can get better. He really deserves it.
>
> 
> Don't
> worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his
> friends Leroy and Jahmal make in their basement.
> Apparently I can earn £200 per scene, and I get a £200 bonus if there 
> are more than 3 men in the scene and an extra £100 for the sheep.
>
> 
> Don't
> worry, Mummy, now that I'm 15 I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday we'll visit you and Daddy so that you can meet your
> grandchildren.
>
> 
> Your loving
> daughter,
>
> 
> Sarah
>
> 
>
>
>
> P.S.. Daddy,
> it's not true - I'm watching television with Jessica and her parents
> next door.
>
> 
> I just wanted
> to show you that there really are far worse things in life than
> England losing The Ashes.
>
>
>

[BedsFFC]

I thought Bernard Manning was dead

[bog]

Every parent's nightmare...losing the Ashes.....


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[Riverside]

Every parent's nightmare...losing the Ashes.....


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We already know what can be worse than losing the Ashes

Sandpaper  :005:

[Slaphead in Qatar]

I thought Bernard Manning was dead

Not while Peabody is still here.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Nice one

[Andy S]

Peabody that is not funny. It is trauma!