In keeping with the Jacksonville business plan...

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

"Fulham to install a large swimming pool on top of the Hammersmith End roof"

The construction company spokesperson for "Scrotum, Boner and Sac" Mr Joanna Thomas, announced today
"During the warmer month guests will be able to splash around gleefully whilst sipping drinks with an umbrella and cherry in them.
Drinks holders will be placed around the perimeter of the pool"
During the winter months ice skating will be the chosen activity, it is hoped that Christopher Dean and Jane Torville
will cut the ribbon.
Following a survey amongst Hammy End members it was agreed that the section of the roof where the pool will be,
will be transparent and the pool will be glass bottomed.
This will allow the Fulham fans below to see any tasty birds in the pool above.
Tickets to that area will include a 5 pound increase for "enhanced viewing"

A Spokesman for the Sponsors of the pool, "Toffs and Nimbys " tweeted
"We are absolutely thrilled and delighted to sponsor this splendid addition to our club and we are so looking forward to
entertaining our clients who purchase our new brand "North Downs Sparking Spring Water" It's Bloody Good, What What"
We are also hoping the genuine fans below will catch glimpses of the beautiful Toffs and Nimby's Mermaids"

The pool will initially be about 10' x 8' and 3'  deep and will be filled with NDSSW
A famous drinker of DDSSW, Rolf Harris said from his prison cell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O6BgSmlOL4