What Movie would you star in?

[CorkedHat]

Following on Finnster's excellent post about which football team would FOFFERS manage, it spurred me to wonder in which Movies our intrepid posters would star. Here are a few to get us going.


Finnster      The Extraordinary Seaman
Fat Fred      The Sausage Factory
Airfix      Joneses
Equalizer      Young man with a horn
Hatter Don   The American
Nogood Boyo   How Green is my Valley
LBno11      Titanic
Sipwell      The Sexual Lives of Belgians
Lighthouse   The Birth of the Blues
Epsom Raver   The great white hope
Mr Ska      Hot Saturday
Silver Fox   Belle de Jour
KCat      Remember Me
Peabody      The First of the Few
Old Brown Shoe   A song is born
White Noise   The Man who knew too much
Logicalman   The Brain
Lork      Rainman
Tony Gilroy   Unstoppable
Ridge Rider   Blazing Saddles
Fulhamwannabe   Resident Evil
Gold Coast White   Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Tom      Kick-Ass
White JC      Dear John
Manxman      Manxman
White Witch   Spellbound
Chez      She's out of my League
Jimpav      Gentleman Jim
Scrumpy      The Cider House
   

[FatFreddysCat]

I'm sure Fletch will back me up on this, but Albanian White, now known as the Turk or cous cous, could star in any porn movie and do himself proud, even Horses move down a cubical when he goes for a slash. Very annoying by the way, but then again he gets called Turk all the time (he isn't by the way, just has that, Greek, Turk, Spanish, kosovan look).

[HatterDon]

What movie is "The American?" I remember "The Quiet American" [not bloody likely] as well as "The Americano."

How about "Johnny Guitar?"  :HD:

[manxman]

is 'manxman' done by alfred hitchcock? if so  :wine:

[Lighthouse]

I was also in The Misfits.

[FatFreddysCat]

I've had Chez jump into bed with me  :028: whilst Kaz watched  :017:

[CorkedHat]

Should have been The Ugly American, Don, starring Marlon Brando  :011: but I thought I would be nice and say The American - released this year and starring George Clooney.
And yes Manxman, Hitchcock did indeed direct a film called Manxman which as the title suggests was set on your good island

[finnster01]

Oustanding calls Mr CorkedHat :Sparkyticus: In particular I love WN in the Man Who Knew Too Much  :clap_hands:

You didn't include yourself, but I can imagine you in any Woody Allen movie. I can see you in Love & Death or even Manhattan. The conversations in all of those are very Corked Hat like.
Also:
Alfie in Falling Down (after leaving Fulham  :dft012:)
Jarv in Train Spotting
os5889 in Shaun the Sheep
The Doctor in The Andromeda Strain
The Daddy in Daddy Daycare
DuffBeer in Million Dollar Baby
YankeeJim in Gran Torino
Vinnieffc in The Godfather
Rambling_Syd in Apocalypse Now
MichaelReed in National Lampoon's European Vacation
SteveORino in 3:10 to Yuma
Travers Barney in Around the World in 80 days
Nick the Swede in The Vikings
FulhamFan2 in Taxi
tjl (our man on Sark) in Papillon

and with that I have run out of gas...

[mrska]

Magic as always Corky!  Hot Saturday...  BLOODY HOPE SO!!! COYWS!!!!!

[CorkedHat]

A few I forgot...
The Daddy     Parenthood
The Doctor    Doctor Who
Rambling Syd Brassed Off
OS589  Valley of the Damned
Fulham Footie Chick - Babe

[WhiteJC]

I'd prefer to be in Sneakers

Corked Hat - The Man from Snowy River

[epsomraver]

Corked hat, Crocodile Dundee? too obvious A town like Alice more appropriate John?

[WhiteJC]

Fulhamwannabe   Resident Evil

...yet another recognition.this makes me feel proud and wanted on the board  :045:

:wum:

[CorkedHat]

Fulhamwannabe   Resident Evil

...yet another recognition.this makes me feel proud and wanted on the board  :045:

I made a mistake Wannabee - you should be in The African Queen :down_under:

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

Rambling_Syd in Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of Craven Cottage in the morning,smells like victory :clap_hands: :54: