If FoF members managed the teams in the prem...

[SuffolkWhite]

I would have to be Lowestoft Town, strictly non league but content with my lot.

[Airfix]

I appear to have been sent to Coventry...

[YankeeJim]

Again, no one considers the most loyal Fulham man in LA.  :tom:
I am indeed heart broken.

Perhaps I could chaufer the wives & girlfriends of the team members.

[finnster01]

Again, no one considers the most loyal Fulham man in LA.  :tom:
I am indeed heart broken.

Perhaps I could chaufer the wives & girlfriends of the team members.

Judging by the Food thread on the exile section, I do believe we have an opening in the Motspur kitchen for an executive chef. In fact, why don't we throw in Silver Fox and we can film an episode of Hells Kitchen every week on top for some extra revenue.  :dft012:

[FC Silver Fox]

I am very happy with Arsenal. They have tradition, class, they are Londoners and in spite of their current location started life, like I did, south of the Thames.
I am not sure, however, that I want Silver Fox and his weird Gallic gastronomic tastes to influence my players, so the chances of him being my assistant manager are zero.
Asking my Brazilian superstars to sit down to a feed of snail porridge fritters with frog intestine soup and a plate of a failed Grand National runner is no way to prepare them for a big match.
So sorry, Mr Fox, but I am sure that PSG or some other team in that vicinity will welcome you with open arms.

Oh buggrit...  I was going to bring my own cheese too, but of course, I'd get my sausages from the Fredster.

Finnster, on the offal many moons ago, White Witch and I had a thread going, thinking of a complete Black and White menu. We got quite creative.  I think it could be fun to give that a run again on here, one rainy autumn day.

I'd like to officially nominate JC as the kit designer for the whole Premiership.
Oh and Skaman can be the Fulham badger... no special reason, I just think he'd be good at it.
Wadey would be a good official Fulham reporter. With all the whoppers he tells us about his fishing exploits, I'm sure he'd make us brilliant every week whether we win or lose.

[Burt]

Mr Finnster sir, is there a vacancy for someone to look after the Bodog girls? I would be great at that.
:004:

[TheDaddy]

As im now with the under 16s at Fulham there is an opening for a manager at Stoke ...Thank god its medieval up there lads sisters, brothers and all that and if you go out don't open your mouth they hate us southern boys as my fists can tell many a time i've been in a boozer and been accosted by a half breed burks and its not an age thing even the old boys have a go.

[Steve_orino]

Reading the posts of this thread reminded me of the FoF Fulham starting XI thread that was so hilarious!  We had everyone getting out of the first team so they could help the FO in some capacity...

Great stuff!

[timmyg]

What about me? :022:

Am I managing in U-5's??

[finnster01]

What about me? :022:

Am I managing in U-5's??

bloody pedo  :53:

Oh dear...Look who shot himself in the foot again  :red:

[epsomraver]

Both feet Mr Finn, look at his idea of a laugh!

[FatFreddysCat]

What about me? :022:

Am I managing in U-5's??

bloody pedo  :53:

Oh dear...Look who shot himself in the foot again  :red:

Definately getting himself in a bit of a Tizzy  :046: