Do you know what really pees me off at Fulham

[Woolly Mammoth]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

3 Police Cars are on the way to his house at this minute...Inspector Clouseau leading them on his bike.

Time to get back on subject, what was it by the way?

Something about somebody smuggling Barrels of Rum up on the Cornish Coast.

[davew]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

Ok it's a fair cop, I know when my collar has been felt, the scene of the crime was at Pentewan Beach, I think that's how you spell it. I was staying at Anchor Cottage, Cliff Street at the time.

That´s the 1, got a repossession order on it because staying guests never paid their bills, the owners said in time we will get this matter sorted!

[Woolly Mammoth]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

The penalty was checked by VAR and was cancelled as it was inconclusive.

[davew]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

The penalty was checked by VAR and was cancelled as it was inconclusive.

LOL, we both like to have the last word (sometimes), so tonight you win (lol), this bottle of tonic is going flat! Happy New Year always a pleasure to chat on here!

[Woolly Mammoth]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

Ok it's a fair cop, I know when my collar has been felt, the scene of the crime was at Pentewan Beach, I think that's how you spell it. I was staying at Anchor Cottage, Cliff Street at the time.

That´s the 1, got a repossession order on it because staying guests never paid their bills, the owners said in time we will get this matter sorted!

The bills were paid by seagulls, as they were the only ones around at the time that possessed a Bill.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I always bring an hour glass, which is a sand timer. I got the sand from a beach In Mevagissey Cornwall England. The hour glass I purchased from an old timer Ha ha old timer get it  064.gif, that's good, and it stands me in good stead at every match.

As you know I live in Cornwall and taking sand from Mevagissey is prohibited and can incur a penalty! I told the authorities don´t worry Woolly will bring it back in time!

The penalty was checked by VAR and was cancelled as it was inconclusive.

LOL, we both like to have the last word (sometimes), so tonight you win (lol), this bottle of tonic is going flat! Happy New Year always a pleasure to chat on here!

I would rather your have the last word Davew, but was the bottle of tonic flat because it got run over by a steam roller, Happy New Year davew,

[Twig]

You can be a speed off as you like but it isn't allowed. Nothing whatsoever to do with Fulham, you should think before always blaming our club.

[Statto]

You can be a speed off as you like but it isn't allowed. Nothing whatsoever to do with Fulham, you should think before always blaming our club.

Has anyone explicitly blamed Fulham on this thread?

[epsomraver]

The god damn injury time clock. Yes ok tell us how long it is but for the love of god would it be that hard to have the actual clock go above 45 mins so that we know how much has been played and long is left.

last time  you went the pizza hut clock was still working 049:gif

[Twig]

You can be a speed off as you like but it isn't allowed. Nothing whatsoever to do with Fulham, you should think before always blaming our club.

Has anyone explicitly blamed Fulham on this thread?

"But for the love of God would it be that hard to have the actual clock....." . Who operates the "actual clock"?

[Woolly Mammoth]

You can be a speed off as you like but it isn't allowed. Nothing whatsoever to do with Fulham, you should think before always blaming our club.

Has anyone explicitly blamed Fulham on this thread?

"But for the love of God would it be that hard to have the actual clock....." . Who operates the "actual clock"?

My understanding is that at the last count it was Old Father Time.