Captions for these two goalies?

[love4ffc]

What caption can you come up with for these two goalies

[Nero]

That's where Betts kick ended up

[Texas White]

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what ever you feel
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one...

[love4ffc]

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what ever you feel
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one...

:005: Good one

[RaySmith]

'He looks like the bloke in that great film we saw, about a keeper.'
'Yeah he does - they should make more films like that.'

https://youtu.be/hziMZ7ZrixQ

[AnotherVicHalomLoveChild]

Somewhere over there are our back 4 who are supposed to protect us!

[f321ffc]

Bloody hell what's that Neeskens has got stuffed down his shorts.

[MikeTheCubed]

"Look Marek, you're the only player who's not wearing any gloves"

[brightster]

That guy Betts still thinks he's better than us!
Or
Look at that, That's why he is sitting on the bench!

[SuffolkWhite]

"Oi Stefaaaaaaan you forgot to put you shorts on mate".

[keithh]

Sinister pair.

[MikeTheCubed]

"Oi Magners! Come over here and introduce yourself to Archers"

[I Ronic]

"If you lift your arm Marek, those tight tracky bottoms tickle your balls."

"Oh yeah hahahaha"

[kiwian]

so apart from having this photo taken what is Archer doing at the club? With Betts reserve and JA not playing for the U23's ( I see we have a new keeper there).

[Sting of the North]

so apart from having this photo taken what is Archer doing at the club? With Betts reserve and JA not playing for the U23's ( I see we have a new keeper there).

He was obviously brought in as experienced and comparatively cheap extra insurance. Maybe there was actually talks about Betts leaving, or maybe we just wanted cover in case injuries/suspensions hit. Or maybe both.