Bizarre moments if football that you have seen

[Holders]

My ex throwing paper darts with messages to Peter Mellor and in a quiet moment he'd read them turn around and smile.

[Holders]

Stan Brown going in goal when Ian Seymour was carried off wouldn't happen now.

[Holders]

Mullery and Moore both loudly shouting at John Lacy "hold it" when the ball came to him as he was in the habit of just volleying it to the opposition. How he ever got a transfer to Tottenham I'll never know.

[ianthailand]

Blissett of Brentford punching Stannard's lights out at the Hammy End. Stannard spotted the ball up for a goal kick and Blissett who had run off the end of the pitch walked round Big Jim (quite a walk actually) and flung a right hook. Everyone was totally incredulous and it seemed as if time had stopped before the Hammy went berserk.

[Mullers75]

Blackburn at home, last game of the season. 1-1 (I think), then last minute penalty for the visitors. Our goalie (Peyton?) saves, and instead of putting the rebound into the empty net the spot-kicker jumps over the ball obviously thinking he can't touch the ball again!